Pulled an Edward

When somebody has "pulled an Edward Cullen," they have acted creepy, stalkerish, or tries to break up with another person on the account of said dumpee being "too good for them."

Jenny: What? You're breaking up with me???
Pablo-the-Edward-Cullen-wannabee: Yes, Jenny... You're too good for me... You're like a saint compared to me.
Jenny: Really? I'm glad you're breaking up with me... Pansy. You just pulled an Edward

Monica: *is sleeping*
Edward-wannabee: * is staring at her*
Monica: *wakes up and sees him* WTF, you freak?!
Edward: *licks lips and jumps out window*
Monica: That freak just pulled an Edward.

by Fluffernugget August 16, 2012

Pulled a Rav

When you signal and start to turn into another lane, and a car from the far lane drives into you without looking.

I pulled a Rav the other day on 495, this idiot driver just merged right into me!

by Micrometer December 18, 2012

Pulled a Marly

When someone tweets "Goodnight", but keeps on tweeting for hours instead of actually going to sleep.

Daniel tweeted goodnight an hour ago, but is still tweeting. He pulled a Marly!

by JayyyyyyyAre April 30, 2013

Pulled a Ouimet

To lose your shit. Laugh hysterically. To geek out like a mouth breathing window licker.

She looked at that cat meme and has been laughing for five minutes straight, she really pulled a Ouimet.

by whodey34 December 7, 2013

Pulled a Leibniz

To unknowingly invent something which already exists.

Named after mathematician Gottfried Wilhelm Leibniz, who thought his fancy maths were something new, but in reality they had already been found 8 years earlier by Isaac Newton.

You know that dissertation I was working on lately? Well, turns out I pulled a Leibniz: the whole thing was already discovered centuries ago by some German scientist.

by Fenhl December 23, 2013

pulled a bacon

To take a long nap.

"Oh wow, I pulled a bacon yesterday. Now I feel good!"

by romromrom May 18, 2014

Pulled a Gerrard

One SLIP up that cost your team the most important game of the season (silverware too).

We were doing so well, till Barry pulled a Gerrard.

by mebogal May 4, 2014