the sleeping position in which you lay flat on your stomach with your upper chest on the pillow and your arms above your head, legs straight.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
uncommon to a degree, but still not very rare.
by fellownapper April 9, 2021
Get the freefaller positionmug. Military slang for getting bent over or fucked in the work place. usually by an officer or over eager senior NCO.
"ok people, i know were supposed to head home from the desert tomorrow, but if we do another 2 months we can all get a short tour ribbon and i dont have one yet!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
from the crowd "Lean position ho!!!!!!!!!"
by William Burkhalter May 9, 2008
Get the lean positionmug. A 5-some position
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
A man lies on the bed on his back, erect with 2 fingered raised in the air.
The 4 other women take the 4 choices of pleasure (2 hands, mouth, penis)
The man gets into a position representing an addition symbol (+)
Credit - Lew K the fake taxi filmer
Man last night I had ur mom, sister, aunty and grandma over, got into the addition position, best night ever
by Skucnal April 23, 2018
Get the Addition Positionmug. Coming from an attempted future theif, that's hilarious. But this is little more than jargon. No different from saying "Instead of the current narrative we need a 'positive' narrative that's curated by ME" and it's an affront to your claim to fame. People want to live in reality and not within some charlatan's alternative narrative. Your sycophants will adopt it but it will get just as tedious (over time) as the woke narrative and people will reject it. They'll take your advice and start a family and their family will arbitrarily fall apart (because that's just what happens half the time) and all they'll have is a "positive vision of the future" that is specific to the energy prices of mud-hut people in 3rd world countries. It sounds good but it doesn't really MEAN anything. And this coming from the MEANING GUY. Meaningless drivel from meaning-man.
Hym "And, while I'm on the red pill, you know what else I don't like about them? They're proponents of Stoicism but they almost entirely reject the notion of 'Fate'. 'You have ultimate control over the outcome of your life 🫷😒 and I maintain FULL credit for my superiority to you by saying this by the way' Stoicism is where the notion of 'Fate' comes from, isn't it? But that has nothing to do with this. Your 'positive vision of the future' is little more than a 'new narrative' replacing the 'woke narrative'. What's to stop it from being just as divorced from reality as the woke narrative? Nothing. It already is. But at least it's sounds positive. No less tyrannical in it's implementation. I'm evidence of that. "
by Hym Iam February 20, 2023
Get the Positive vision of the futuremug. A guy and a girl sit down next to each other body language facing one another. The cock blocker then pulls up a chair and sits between them.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
Person 1: why’s that guy interrupting a two person conversation?
Person 2: oh you mean Jason? He’s about to assume the cock blocking position.
by Unblockmycock September 14, 2020
Get the Cock Blocking Positionmug. strategically leveraging foes so that you are in a position where you are either unharmed or less so, while your foes suffer more when facing a common threat.
root words Gefea Inimi
root words Gefea Inimi
The Chinese Communist Party used Gefimcious Positioning to avoid the wrath of the Japanese Empire while weakening their Chinese Republic rivals
Allowing them to win the civil war later.
Allowing them to win the civil war later.
by chingureul mananeura Shy shy s November 2, 2023
Get the Gefimcious Positioningmug. Refers to da sour-faced "significant reducing of da total-amount figure" action performed by da irritated bank-teller who processes da night/weekend deposits, after she actually **counts** da cash or totals up da checks dat you placed in da deposit-envelope and inserted into da night-depository, only to discover dat da supposedly-large amount dat you'd claimed to have deposited when you'd filled in da "deposit amount" line on da envelope was grossly "inflated" --- i.e., you claimed to have deposited a sizeable amount, when in reality you had merely left a few bucks in the envelope! Well, serves you right --- I mean, you didn't truly believe dat da teller wasn't gonna actually COUNT da cash or checks in da envelope to CONFIRM dat you really had deposited as much as you'd claimed you did, didja??? I mean, zheee-yeesh... if bank-tellers always just unquestioningly trusted da stated amounts of people's deposits, then many folks would just gleefully scribble in some astronomical amount whenever they made a "non-face-to-face" deposit (i.e., not making da deposit in person, where da teller would count it right there in front of you), and then da banks would be obliged to credit da depositers with a lot of unearned income!
I'm an honest guy, and so I've never tried to actually deceive a bank into crediting me for more money than I'd actually deposited; the farthest I've ever gone is to merely play a little joke on the teller by inserting a phony million-dollar bill in among the fives and tens in the deposit envelope before deadpanningly handing it to the teller, and then seeing the teller's surprised/amused reaction when she sees the obviously-fake "bar-M" bill. The teller then performs a quick "de-posit" to accurately record the much-more-paltry sum that I'm actually submitting, and then smugly hands me back the gag-bill along with my deposit-receipt.
by QuacksO October 2, 2020
Get the de-positmug.