Phone

Something I literally couldn't live without.

Mom: ur grounded for a month
Me:ok
Mom: I'm taking ur phone
Me: NOoooooooooooooo

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

phone sex

a form of having sex during lokcdown with your other half because coronavirus is preventing you from seeing them. It mainly consists of a face to face chat with them but can be on speaker only. Both people talk seductively and attempt to turn on the other person whilst also masturbating with them simultaneously.

downside: not as pleasuring
benefit: 0% chance of std or pregnancy

mate: "yo what you did with your gyal last night?"

me: "I couldn't see her so i had phone sex with her."
all the lads: "MY G!!!"

by iswallowedadictionarythesauras June 16, 2020

Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

phine

phonetic spelling of fine. used when you are drunk.

Are you ok to drive.

Yea, I am PHINE....

by b. hanback March 8, 2008

Sail Phone

Sail phone is how a nigger says cell phone. Its how you say cell phone with extra style and "flava."

Shaneequa talks and laughs ridiculously loud and obnoxious while on her sail phone.

Hey girl, I just gots me dis new sail phone.

by emanlaerruoyesutnod February 9, 2014

phone buddy

Two people, usually a male and a female. They talk on the phone regularly and are good friends.

Ben and Michelle are phone buddies for life!

I love my phone buddy!

by not ben July 20, 2007

Bat Phone

Your secret phone ... the one your significant other doesn't know about. Its your down-low-got-a-chick-on-the-side phone!

"Your phone is ringing."

"That's my bat phone... must be a booty call; wifey calls on the main phone!.... Hello? Hey baby. Sure, same bat time, same bat place? See you soon."

by RikkiPG December 31, 2007