Spider-man Edition Phone

When your phone has a cracked screen, it's not broken, it's webbed. It's just a special Spider-man Edition Phone.

MITCH: "Wow, how did you crack your phone's screen so bad?"
NIC: "It's not cracked, its a special Spider-man Edition Phone."
MITCH: "Touche."

by The CBear April 3, 2010

cell phone party

When a bunch of teens get into a room and when the lights go out and the cell phones go on and everybody gets naked! (cell phones are for pictures and texts to friends of the party)

Nick:hey are you goin to that cell phone party
Jordan M:Hells ye nick we gunna have a good time!

by ale g 288 March 11, 2008

phonemic

A person who throws up the the smallest phonetic unit in a language that is capable of conveying a distinction in meaning, such as the m of mat and the b of bat in English.

That English paper was really bad. Are you a phonemic?

by Not a Phonemic December 6, 2004

Phone boner

When you put your phone in your pocket and it causes a bulge to appear.

Dude : What's that bulge?
Dude 2 : Phone bonerrr!

by sahgdjsd March 13, 2011

PHONE SNOB

A PERSON WHO THINKS THEMSELVES SOMEHOW SUPERIOR BECAUSE THEY HAVE THE LATEST IPHONE ETC... AND YOU DON'T

You think your phone is better than mine.... you're a phone snob

by chico marx December 15, 2011

woan phone

A cellular phone that is owned by a woan and is used in a very annoying or unpleasant manner, such as talking really loudly or about things that make no sense.

(person on phone) "WHAT WAS THAT???? CHARGE ME UP?"
"You are a woan; get off your woan phone!!!"

by gingakidd September 10, 2009

Weed phone

When you have a non working phone (not a cell phone or portable, this is best with older phones) and you screw off the end with the reciever and stick your weed and/or hash in it.

Friend: Hey where do you stash your stash so your roomate doesn't pinch it?
Joe: The weed phone.

by PrincessPuffinMuffin February 13, 2010