Seattle squish patty

When a woman deficates on a man's chest, she then proceeds to stomp on his chest making a perfect patty

Similar to waffle stomping

Grace gave Pat a good ol' seattle squish patty and broke his ribs

by Peestains558 November 17, 2017

squish my patty

When you want to give a man the low key signal for sex.

Hey bobby, want to get out of here and squish my patty?

by Bookiller February 2, 2018

Fattys got patty’s

A funny name to put for your Kahoot! Username

Student A: what should our name be?
Student B: oh I know fattys got patty’s

Student A: well it’s better than both

by Ugly hobo December 19, 2018

Dixon dirty pasty

To be wrapped up in a quilt whilst masturbating

She was thumbing herself like crazy in the quilt like a Dixon dirty pasty

by Joker34 February 4, 2019

inverted sus patty

When a man tucks his ass into his balls and stands up, this creates a wormhole and the fabric of reality collapses in on itself.

Person 1: “Guys check out this sus patty.”
Person 2: “Nice, but have you seen an INVERTED sus patty? Check this shit.”
*Reality itself is destroyed*

by anonymous September 20, 2021

Pasty

1.Food consisting of minced meat and various vegetables in a pastry wrap. Originated from Cornwall England, UK but imitated in numourous other places now. Good to eat as a snack or as part of a easy meal. Originally it was created by wifes of coal miners of Cornwall, it had all the essential food stuffs needed for a miner. It was cooked slowly overnight in the oven for it to taken into the mines next morning.

2.A person who is fat. Used as a insult.

1.mmmm Lazyboy loves the cornish pastys, ready to eat all day every day!

2.Oi oi look at the fat pasty!

by LazyBoy January 15, 2005

patty

A dirty white person.

We just came from the river and there were a bunch of pattys swimming down there.

by eeeee990 February 23, 2008