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god

1.creator or the humans(inculding Hitler,Bin Laden,the Pope and his biggest failure BRITNEY SPEARS!)
2.hypocrite
3.the only evil who walks invisible(as quoted by John Milton himself)
4.mostly recognized as a killer...Im talkin hear about zillions!
5.main character in the fiction work called The Bible
6.gay son
7.passionated hater of homosexuals
8.gay son(...just to piss him off)
9.divine POPSTAR
10....and beloved by all!
Humanitys imaginary friend and foe...GOD!
by nadrad April 6, 2010
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God

God is a spiritual being who is the very essence of love.

Qualities:Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It is not rude, it is not self-seeking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Love does not delight in evil but rejoices with the truth. It always protects, always trusts, always hopes, always perseveres

other names: Lord, Father, Jesus, Allah, Jehova, Chineke, Oluwa...etc
Drowning man: Lord help me!!

Judge: (to criminal) "May God have mercy on your soul"

"thou shall not take the lords name in vain"
by mokushla February 7, 2010
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god

a term used primarily by Black Americans to refer to an older male inhabitant of a ghetto neighbourhood who is held in high esteem by younger males within the neighbourhood. He is almost always an individual who has attained a degree of self-sufficiency and who maintains little involvement in illegal activities. The term itself is short for 'a god who walks among men' and is often used by members of the Nation of Islam
you got a problem, see Marcus. he's a God around here...
by maks August 25, 2006
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God

God is a great person that died for all of our sins! not just for mine or your best friends, but EVERYONES! he loves everything and everyone.. including you! no matter what you do or how you treat other people, he loves you! dont take love for grantid, pray, and go to church! god'll love it!
"When you are down to nothing, God is up to something!"
by kayt_21! April 16, 2006
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god

some guy whose laughing at everyone when they fuck up cuz he doesnt give a flying rats ass bout what happens to you. all heavenly father my ass. more like deadbeat dad
by fuckyou_08 June 30, 2003
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god

Life, Love, Forgivness, Mercy, Grace, Salvation, Wisdom, Truth, Light, Mystery.
The One (God) whispering to you not to hump your friends lover.
by Lori Ann December 14, 2006
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