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you'll never guess what happens next 

These six words can be described into one word - clickbait.

They guarantee millions of views from people with 1.5x more IQ than the producer at the smartest. They try to trick low-IQ viewers (which there are a lot of them) into thinking that they are smart.
A car crashed, but you'll never guess what happens next

I don't never get tired 

State of not giving a fuck,crap, etc. despite popular opposition.
Being mentally capable of dealing with a situation longer than commonly expected.
-"I bite my tongue for no one, fuck what these hoes say! I don't never get tired."

Fake Never-Trumper 

A person who is against Donald Trump and doesn't vote for him, but refuses to vote for his Democratic opponent (who is the only other realistic option).
Despite being strongly against Trump and refusing to vote for him, the political commentator was a Fake Never-Trumper by not refusing to vote for the Democratic candidate.
Fake Never-Trumper by Utz2019 February 24, 2019

Once you go black you never go back 

Hopefully you don't base a decision on whether you're attracted to somebody on what they look like on the surface alone. It's a little bit weird to date only people who don't look like you because they don't look like you and for no other reason.
Dewey Cox's first wife- You can't be married to more than one person at the same time Dewey, neither can I, that's why I'm with Leroy now. Once you go black you never go back.
Dewey Cox- (to Edith) Edith wait! (to Darlene) It's okay, she's gone now, and she ain't coming back. This will make everybody involved happier I think.

I aint never seen two pretty best friends 

Very important advice that everyone needs to know in order to have a firm grip in life. One will need to know that you'll possibly never see two pretty bestfriends and one of them will always be ugly 99.999% of the time. It's hard to grasp, but hey... some things are tough to accept.
Person 1 : Hey, did you see Valerie and Bethany outside? they look pretty today.

Person 2: That's extremely unlikely, because I aint never seen two pretty best friends. It's always one of em gotta be ugly..

I guess we’ll never know 

Usually something a dumb bitch says to be ominous
You:Hey how the fuck did you know
Them: I guess we’ll never know
You: fuck you bitch