midget wrestling wankbag

A diminutive male, between 20 and 30 years old. People around him may believe he is a closet homosexual. Also unable to grow facial hair, so instead sticks pubes to his face.

R: Hey M, who's yer man with the pubes on his face?

M: Dunno, some midget wrestling wankbag.

F: Yeah, look at that midget wrestling wankbag jump off the wall.

R & M: Shut your mouth F, you geebag

by rjf1986 May 31, 2007

Midget

a unit of measurement. Midget is 4 feet in length.

Its about 15 Midgets tall

by AKAN907 December 7, 2011

brazilian midget

when a man/women eats a women out in a public place like mcdonaalds,walmart,mall,ect.

alex gave rose a brazilian midget at mcdonalds while waiting for his food

by twin916 April 22, 2011

midge

To smell like poo.

What is that smell? Midge? Dayum.

by Anonymous February 28, 2003

Midge

a midge is someone who is fairly small in comparison, wears glasses and has black hair.

oh my god its midge!

by Joe the chafe meister general January 13, 2005

Midge

Slang word for some really good weed. Mostly used in the South.

"Two thousand pounds of midge, I sold that shit my damn self." - Rapper

by DiazepamLedger October 18, 2008

midget

a really short freaky bitch dat go 2 h20 and dont give no play.

I really hope i dont meet no damn midget on the way to school 2day

by Trey Davis March 16, 2005