Ripley's Law 

The longer an event of negative impact occurs, the higher the probability of somebody suggesting we nuke it to try and solve it.

Guy 1: Maybe we should nuke the oil leak in the Gulf of Mexico.
Guy 2: Dammit, I just got Ripley's Law'd!

Ripley's Law by Identity4 June 3, 2010

Badger's Law

Websites that contain the word "truth" within their URL have no truth in their content. The term was coined in 2016 in response to various posts from crank blogs, such as truthkings, posting pseudoscientific material.

"Hey, check out this post at www.thetruthaboutnasacoveringupthattheearthisflat.com. It really opened my eyes."

"Badger's Law says otherwise."

Badger's Law by JoeDredd September 5, 2016

Joe's law 

A law which states that nothing in existence is a product of chance or possibility; everything happens for a reason, free will is considered as a illusion. Thus those in control have power over you by giving you the idea of choice. Joe's law can't be neither approved nor denied

Joseph Joe K. : None of you can prove me that everything that has, is or will happen isn't just a part of a preset simulation. Joe's law is undeniable!

Joe's law by Sanron April 18, 2019

Trafalgar Law 

One of the hottest characters on the anime One Piece. He is the captain of the Heart Pirates and is currently in an alliance with the Straw Hats. He ate the Op-Op Fruit.

Shaky: "Trafalgar Law ,'The Surgeon of Death. His bounty is 200 million berries."

Trafalgar Law by Mama Cass 13 February 4, 2017

Hamish's Law 

The total number of hotties in the world is now a declining function of generational time, as a result of increasing obesity in the general population.

Man X is thus less likely than his father or grandfather to score a hottie, and is more likely to be forced to settle for the "cute face but bad body"-type woman. Man X's son will be still worse off.

1) I saw a video of Woodstock and there are almost no fatties in the crowd anywhere. Compare that to the crowd at any modern festival. Depressing.

2) I want to sue Ben & Jerry's for damages to my sex life from their acceleration of Hamish's Law.

3) Alex moved to Asia just to escape Hamish's Law, and I think he has the right idea.

Hamish's Law by themojojojojojo June 22, 2009

Raw is law

The idea that sex (usually gay) is supposed to be done bareback

Guy 1: Wanna use a condom?
Guy 2: Nah man. Raw is law

Raw is law by JakeCake69 August 9, 2021

The Jude Law Effect

When you are chatting with someone and can't remember a certain phrase or name. It is on the tip of your tongue but for some reason you just can't get it out of your mind. You then waste hours and hours trying to think of it, asking everyone you know. Then days later you yell out the answer and look around for approval, only to find you're by yourself.

Susan: What's the name of that British actor?
Kristen: Oh, the one in Bridget Jones Diary?
Susan: Yeah, shit I can't think of his name.
Hours pass.
Kristen: COLIN FIRTH!
Susan: The Jude Law Effect Strikes again.

The Jude Law Effect by thebreakofday May 6, 2009