A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jock mug.A Scottish person that has shaped their identity specifically for the approval of English people. They do this to further their careers in business and the media. A house jock will play up to certain stereotypes of Scottish people such as friendliness and drunkeness for the entertainment of an English audience. What they will never do is critique English culture, the monarchy or show support for Scottish independence. Deep down they are ashamed of themselves for playing this role or they have self loathing for being Scottish.
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
There are two subsections of House Jock:
1) Upper/ Middle Class: they have more in common with wealthy English people than they do working class Scottish people. They like Burns Suppers and Scotland Rugby but they benefit from unionism so remain subservient
2) Working class: They have ties to Rangers or Heart of Midlothian Football Clubs. They cling to the idea of a British identity, usually with support for the army or hatred towards the Irish. The idea of an independent Scotland severely threatens their identity
“Were you down in London for James’ wedding? How was it”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
“Yeah it was alright, all his work mates were there though so he was acting weird”
“Oh no not the house jock routine”
“Yep, every story was about drinking or fighting. He was like Fat Bastard from Austin Powers!”
by Morris505 July 11, 2024
Get the House Jock mug.A person who uses going to the gym as an excuse to belittle women. Usually because they have been hurt by a girl, and they don’t know how to process it with their toxic mentality and weak masculinity.
by StopBlamingWomenBrad February 4, 2021
Get the Jock Incel mug.Jocks are just no good people who date cheerleaders and have fun in beating people up. When they grow up they end up playing video games in their childhood basement.
The jock is a bully.
by Jock hater13 October 23, 2018
Get the Jock mug.y'all saying jocks have no brain or are arrogant. tf bro have you ever met some SPORTY guy whose sports ethics are VALID yet he wants to have fun at parties? y'all influenced by stereotypes need to STOP.
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
that's it. a jock is an athletic, social, party animal guy.
the bastard is called BASTARD, not jock, and that's it lmao
jock is playing with his friends
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
a: oh. they're like, so good at sports.
b: yeah, they surely are jocks.
by apoollo January 9, 2019
Get the jock mug.An unfunny band kid, thinks that it’s funny to Naruto run UN-ironically. Also carries around a teenage mutant ninja turtle lunchbox after elementary schools. Still thinks big Chungus and Ugandan knuckles are funny. Annoying kid to be around and isn't cool at. All.
Person 1: so as I was Saying, I think avocado’s are overrate-
Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.
Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
Person 2: wait hold on I think that’s Jason the jocke.
Person 1: what’s even that? I don’t think you that’s Been a characteristic yet.
Jason: WHOOPS almost bumped into you hehe I mean like, Do you know da wae 🤣🤣
Person 1/2: *terrified of how not only did he make terrible old joke reference that was not funny to begin with but also spoke emoji*
by yOuR.REaL.nAmE.!!! April 22, 2020
Get the Jocke mug.1. A group of (usually) guys who play sports, the term is usually used in a dierogatory fashion to show distane for those who place sports in high regard
2. A Australian term for underwear
2. A Australian term for underwear
1. God I fucking hate how all the girls go for the jocks !
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
2. Now that I nicked her jocks me and the mates are gonna go have a flog behind the schoolyard
by Type one Taylor July 5, 2018
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