This little lady is a proper one she is. She loves life and enjoys past, present and future. She is a sex goddess and enjoys getting bedded on many an occasion but always nice never naughty. She has fear of personal detail and card machine as well as be charged. She have sheself one too many a gin on the Boxing Day.
Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.
God knows she be the queen of twerk.
Above all she be a pious lass and never miss sheself a confession at Sunday mass.
God knows she be the queen of twerk.
by Sirhenryviii November 23, 2021
Get the Elle Jademug. Is the most beautiful person I have ever meet inside and out side . She is hands down the sexiest, kindest, loving , nurturing and caring woman and I’m the luckiest man alive to be able to call myself her boyfriend. As far as being a mother is concerned she is the best I’ve ever seen . She cares for her two boys like no other mother I’ve ever seen always butting there needs in front of her own and never hesitates to drop everything and run to there every need if she was the mother of my children I would be the proudest father around . Everyone who’s life is touched by Jade is left better off for it her smile and presence and light up a room . She is smart(really smart ) with an amazing sense of humour, her positivity is contagious and her beauty mesmerising with eyes like an angle that could melt you two your knees.
She is am tough resilient woman that no matter what life though say her she manages to overcome for the love of her children . I love this woman with all of me and I’m lucky to be able to share this life with such a woman .
She is am tough resilient woman that no matter what life though say her she manages to overcome for the love of her children . I love this woman with all of me and I’m lucky to be able to share this life with such a woman .
by Peter H November 23, 2021
Get the Jade wmug. Amazing boyfriend material. He's a little weird, and gets attacked by swans, but he's a cutie pie.
Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.
Best and hottest mf from Dialtown.
by whysoupsoggy February 27, 2024
Get the Randy Jademug. Somebody who is falling apart but nobody can see past her because she's good at holding in her emotions. She helps other people when their sad but when she's sad there's nobody there who cares for her.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
A girl who enjoys obsessing over guys in boybands and bands.
"Are you okay?"
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
"Fine"
"Okay then"
'To her he's everything
To him she's just another fan'
"Nobody likes 'jade forde'
by CalumHemmings May 4, 2014
Get the Jade fordemug. by Whorecard July 15, 2022
Get the Jademug. Jade is a Beautiful girl. She makes almost everyone laugh, even when she doesn't try. She loves mascara, crewneck sweaters, and hot Cheetos.She trusts until she can't anymore, but only because you gave her a reason. She is loyal and sensitive.Don't mess with her or her friends, she'll make you regret it. She's not so popular and has been through so much. she's mostly known as "Rickies gf at school."
by jade.loves.mascara May 14, 2022
Get the jademug. A very weird person, brown hair, rainbow poop, pink ears, lots of ear wax, blue fingers, yellow nails, very chewed up. Also loves everything death, very emo. Also hates the “jade” jewel, hates the name. LOVVVES cardi b, love bloody shoes #cardi_is_qween.
by #YAASSSSS_QWEEEN June 18, 2018
Get the jademug.