Ivanize

Improve something by elevating its standards and making it non conventional

The pitch was boring so I Ivanized it

by Zerolab February 23, 2026

ivantill

a bl ship which involves Ivan and till and one of them dies, which is Ivan because they're singing on a stage and then Ivan gets shot Charlie Kirk style but not before kissing till to help him win the round, which is considered “doomed yaoi”. It's really really sad you guys hsould watch alien stage because it's really sad.

Ivan: kisses till and dies
Till: oh no
Me: oh no ivantill is doomed yaok

by cakkecup69 February 24, 2026

Ivanwhore

The original name of the 1819 historical novel by Sir Walter Scott about a brave, loyal, Saxon whore before his editor suggested he make the novel about a knight rather than a male whore. When Walter protested, his editor is reported to have said, "I shortened the title by two measly letters. Just change the action from cocksuckling to swashbuckling and we'll be good to go."

When the boy said he wanted to read the book Ivanhoe, his teacher suggested, "you may want to read the original story Ivanwhore first, but your parents will have to sign a permission slip."

by Velvet Tongue March 7, 2026

Ivano-Frankivsk

The BEST city in UKRAINE and I was born here

Me: I was born in Ivano-Frankivsk
You: really?
Me: yeah
Me Don't call my city "bad" it's disrespecting Western Ukraine!
Me: They like Russia or something

by Aris777 August 18, 2025

Ivanator

a over abundance of a man named ivan that take all time away from everything

oh no, my day is full because of the ivanator

by Ivan the strange December 3, 2025

ivanka

Verb. To be grossly incompetent and unsuited for one's role but completely unaware. Involves overestimating one's skills with undeserved self-confidence. Often seen at Dunning-Kruger peaks and with nepo babies.

She's probably going to ivanka again during the meeting. I feel so bad for her. I'd talk to her, but her dad owns the company.

by ivankaisaverb December 5, 2025

ivanka

Verb. To be grossly incompetent and unsuited for one's role but completely unaware. Involves overestimating one's skills with undeserved self-confidence. Often seen at Dunning-Kruger peaks and with nepo babies.

She's probably going to ivanka again during the meeting. Poor thing. I'd talk to her, but her dad owns the company.

by ivankaisaverb December 5, 2025