by Jessica_ma_G December 1, 2020
Get the Fortnite season 5mug. a made up term given by hipsters and overly feminine men to describe the appropriate time of year to wear v-necks.
by dick Richard October 8, 2014
Get the V-neck Seasonmug. The Old Bae Seasoning at my house has been rather salty recently. Her sister's visit was supposed to be for just a weekend, and here it's Wednesday. They're driving each other crazy!
by Ephemily October 11, 2017
Get the Old Bae Seasoningmug. The time of year when it’s too cold to dress in small clothes and women rely on facial beauty to stand out. This is because of less focus on their body because of the full coverage clothing. Normally fall/winter time.
by ducky17 October 21, 2020
Get the pretty face seasonmug. by Khris Mich October 15, 2019
Get the slap that ass seasonmug. While there is always a high background level of interest among normies to score a "Big Tiddy Goth Girlfriend" this reaches it's pinnacle in the month of October, colloquially known as Spooktober.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
The yearning to spend Spooky Season with someone more interesting than yourself is understandable, however most fail to realise the level of commitment needed to keep a Goth Girlfriend satisfied all-year-long. As a result many such Seasonal Goth Girlfriends end up abandoned shortly after Halloween.
Experts note that there is little evidence for this phenomenon being anything more than an Urban Myth. Critics say that those experts never had any chance to score a Goth Chick to start with and are just being testy.
- Hey, I saw you got yourself a Seasonal Goth Girlfriend. Nice job!
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
- Dude. My girlfriend is an Emo and we've been together for two years. People like you are the reason why society is falling apart. Jeez.
by widebased September 30, 2022
Get the Seasonal Goth Girlfriendmug. "So what y'all eating for Thanksgiving?"
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
"Nigga, it's Booty Gobbling Season. I'm gonna be gobbling my girl's ass."
by Fresh Timbs November 20, 2018
Get the Booty Gobbling Seasonmug.