Grass Gum

A thing that exists. You can buy it off Amazon at a 49% discount called "Easter Grass Bubblegum."

Matthew: I gave birth to "Grass Gum."

by AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH July 24, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

fuckity gums

An old person

Look at that fuckity gums, not long to live now.

by Flashr3138 May 31, 2018

Gum Salad

Getting your salad tossed by a toothless elderly person or a meth whore with rot mouth.

Bruce’s grandpa cornered me in the garage and the next thing I know I was bent over the workbench getting a gum salad.

My poor grandma couldn’t make it on her social security so she had to serve up some gum salad to the manager each month to get by.

That meth whore on the corner smells like shit and she’s always tweeking but brother if you want a hot gum salad she’s your girl. Slip her a 10 spot and she’ll be in there nose deep.

by Dick Onchin January 9, 2023

shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly

brian said somthing dumb

me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up

by noigargwrg September 29, 2021

Gumming Cat

When you shave down a Feline, then proceed to declaw and deteeth, and every other sharp object to touch the body, so you pleasure yourself via the smooth and gummy mouth of the Feline.

“Bro I just turn Oreo into a gumming cat,
You wanna try him out tonight?”

by Jevin D August 3, 2025

One Gum Side

Half a set of dentures. Leaving you with either top or bottom just; one gum side.

Im going to bite you, actually all i can do is One Gum Side you.

by €H@0$ January 25, 2021