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A small flavored thing that you chew.

aye boi can you pass me the gum?

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by Candy the Otter January 20, 2021

Guh-Mort-boy. Root word meaning: Death. Meaning: When you are at Walmart and find a chimpanzee eating the kitten food.

Oh man, crazy story: I went to the store today and saw gumortboi!

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by Candy the Otter January 19, 2021

VERB-When you fall and land on your nose but it only hurts your left nostril

I was walking and I saw one of them guh!

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by Candy the Otter January 19, 2021