mormon grand slam 

After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.

Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.

mormon grand slam by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

East Grand Rapids 

East Grand Rapids is the place where the students work hard and party harder. Known for smoking copious amounts of high quality marijuana, east students pride themselves on obtaining some of the best drugs west michigan has to offer. While other drugs are usually frowned upon in high school, they are welcomed at east. Many students indulge in the consumption of LSD, Cocaine, Molly, and various pharmies outside and often during school. Open campus lunch plays a factor of drug use during school as many students cruise and smoke at lunch. Cruising the land of Ada has also been a tradition for many years and maintains a ritual like status even today. However despite the heavy drug use, East still maintains its status as one of the best schools in the nation.

-Wanna cruise ada after school?
-Do we not attend east grand rapids?

Damn, those east kids are into their psychedelics, no one would ever think about touching LSD at catholic central.

East kid-
DUDE! I went to ada with this tim from forest hills and he smoked me down....with some f*cking mids! Can you believe that?! I would rather cut my d*ck off than smoke mids.

EGR Football Player-
I think our entire football team is cruising ada right now and its the night before the state finals. Eh, whatever its not like we have won the last 4 years in a row.

East Grand Rapids by Glenn Mitcham January 27, 2010

Triangle Grand Master 

This is the title given to the single being who can play chords, solos and flight of the bumblebee at the same time, upside down with his hands tied be behind his back, on the same triangle. Which must be tuned to B flat.

There can only be one Grand Master at one time and you must travel on an epic quest to the Andes to learn the ways of a true triangle guru.

The current grand master is Max Maloney, the previous one was Chuck Norris

Person: "Wow, look at that triangle player he's amazing!"

Triangle Grand Master: "That's because I am the grand master, now bow down mortals!"

Triangle Grand Master by TheInternatTriangleAssociation December 20, 2012

The Grand Crossing

A game where you try to cross the border, but then a FUCKING CADET random FUCKING KILLS YOU and doesnt get arrested because the MP was AFK.

The Grand Crossing is a place where cadets FUCKING RK

The Grand Crossing by RANDOM KILLING CADETS June 28, 2018

coin grand slam 

A coin grand slam is something that any lazy schmuck who's worked a cash register knows all too well. It is the much-maligned phenomenon that occurs at the end of a transaction when the change that you owe back to the customer requires you to use at least one of each of the four principal coin denominations (quarter, dime, nickel, and penny) ... thus making you hate your job that much more.

*Cashier rings up customer's single $9.99 item and the computer shows a total of $10.94 after tax*

Cashier: "Holy-bejeebers another coin grand slam?!? That's my third in a row :( I can't take this s*hit anymore ... "

coin grand slam by wxflurry September 26, 2010

Midwestern Grand Slam 

Pulling off the Des Moines Surprise, Sioux City Superman, and Topeka Destroyer all at the same time.

Essentially, you have to straddle the girl's face as she's giving you head, pee in her mouth, poo on her chest, and vomit on her face.

Technically only theoretical because no one has proof of ever completing this rare trifecta.

Dude, I was so close to the Midwestern Grand Slam. I pulled the Des Moines Surprise and Sioux City Superman off at the same time, but she moved her head before the Topeka Destroyer hit her.

Midwestern Grand Slam by Superscope March 1, 2008

Scottish Grand Slam 

Derived from the term Grand Slam, which involves one team of the 6 nations defeating all others in the competition in one year.

The Scottish Grand Slam involves Scotland defeating England, because this is the only game that truly matters to Scottish fans.

"It's a shame Scotland lost to France, but we're still hopeful of a Scottish Grand Slam."

Scottish Grand Slam by TheBald March 22, 2010