Definitions by mormon_playa
mormon first base
I walked in on Doug trying to get to mormon first base with a girl, while viewing a non-rated R movie.
mormon first base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
mormon second base
A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.
mormon second base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
mormon third base
The act of cuddling, laying down on a bed, couch, futon, hammock, or love-sac. Also known as spooning.
mormon third base by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
mormon home run
An open mouth kiss between a mormon couple. This NEVER happens in a public place, and rarely happens before marriage.
Tyrel hit a mormon home run on his honeymoon for the first with his wife after a romantic walk around a mormon temple.
mormon home run by mormon_playa October 10, 2007
mormon grand slam
After marriage, when a couple has at least 4 kids. This could possibly happen within the first year of marriage if the couple has quintuplets, or within 4 years if they are diligent.
Zach and his wife keep poppin out babies like every single year. He is swinging for his 3rd mormon grand slam with this last baby.
mormon grand slam by mormon_playa October 10, 2007