flakey mcflakerson

A person who is crazy..unpredictable..to others they seem like a lunatic with Random conspiracies or thought patterns...but to them something is wrong with everyone else..

Umm..okay.?..what ever say Flakey mcflakerson.

by 3rd-base November 20, 2015

solar flares

when someone with a very bright dong flashes someone else and they are temporarily blinded.

this old woman solar flared my uncle.

by the_rhino December 15, 2003

flakester

someone who likes to shouldersurf;some who has many friends from different groups; an unreliable, quirky person,someone who's coolness rubs off on other people and those people copy their style

It can be a compliment or an insult

So your friends with the jocks, the emo dudes, and the nerds, You're such a flakester!!!

Yo, stop being a flakester, you just start talking to me and then when Aysia comes you start talking to her!

She has a C average and twitches her eyes involuntarily, can't you see that she's a flakester?

Vicky: what is up with cho biscuits?
Carla: vicky, your such a biter, you just copied me
Vicky:no, your just a flakester
Carla: thank you

by Sabrina the beautiful July 24, 2007

Flanes

Flappy vagina

When a vagina is loose and flapping around. Possibly after child birth or sex with man who has an enormous penis. e.g That girl had a mad flaney vagina. Flanes

by Yo moma biatch March 19, 2010

Fakestorming

This is when your boss pulls you and group of your coworkers together to "brainstorm" a concept when they already have a plan. This fake brainstorm is designed to make you feel valued and important, but it actually does the opposite.

I hate it when Joe Bossy Pants gives us a research assignment only to find out in the "brainstorm" that he already has a concept and he needs us to implement it. It's a total fakestorming session.

by h2ogurl June 17, 2010

flakezilla

Friend who makes plans, then cancels at the last minute when he finds a better option.

Kyle is a such a flakezilla -- he cancelled on dinner again because he's going fishing with his uncle.

by rockheights July 13, 2018

Constructive Flake

To send a message by flaking as opposed to having a potentially negative conversation

Bill, having no interest in the girl, pulled a constructive flake on her birthday.

by HHLH February 1, 2010