facing up to reality

Facing the fact that you've gone from reading a book in print to online in a few easy steps.

Isn't it about time you started confrontationally facing up to reality?

by Hercolena Oliver June 26, 2008

facils

Prn. fah-sills. Abbrevation for facilities. Used to express bathroom or restroom.

I shouldn't have had so much coffee this morning! Now I really need to use the facils.

by Lady Keats September 9, 2009

Facial Lotion

Lotion intended for use on your face but used as a masturbating aid

Shit, Im out of facial lotion. Its okay, I got some toothpaste

by Sir Fist August 16, 2010

Facialist

Someone who performs aesthetic skin care procedures to the skin on the face.

A facialist performs glycolic acid peels, lactic acid peels and is widely trained in product ingredients. A facialist understands what will work for your skin type.

A facialist makes your face look amazingly beautiful and you skin radiates.

A facialist is a well trained aesthetician who massages your face and sometimes your neck too.

A facialist works at a spa.

"My facialist tells me that I need to use this hyaluronic acid moisturizer everyday that's why my skin is so soft."

"My facialist is going to be so mad at me."

"My facialist charges me when I don't show up to my appointment."

by draijasnake October 17, 2012

facial hardware

The crappy jewelry that otherwise cute girls wear in their noses, lips and other parts of their faces that is a huge turnoff for guys.

She's a really attractive girl, but why does she's have all that fing facial hardware?

by Mike Eff October 19, 2013

dude faced

1. dave
2. getting toe up from the flo up.
3. getting so drunk that your face looks droopy, you also look through people when you talk to them.

damn nigga you were dude faced last night.

by playerballer November 25, 2007

Shit-Faced Fucked

When a individual becomes so inebriated at a social engagement that they then proceed to pass out and are in turn taken advantage of in a sexual manner by the other attendees.

Fuck, I was totally shit-faced fucked last night after those jager bombs, and now I can't shit straight.

by nltgn September 14, 2009