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Cognitive Determinism

A strong form of cognitive realism, arguing that our cognitive and nervous systems don't just shape but determine our experience of reality—that what we can know, perceive, and understand is strictly limited by the structure of human cognition. Cognitive Determinism holds that there are aspects of reality we cannot access because our brains didn't evolve to access them, questions we cannot think because our cognitive architecture doesn't support them, truths that are literally unthinkable. It's the position that the mind is not just a lens but a cage—that our cognitive inheritance both enables and limits what we can know. Cognitive Determinism is humbling: it suggests that the universe is likely far stranger than we can imagine, because we can only imagine what our brains allow.
Example: "He'd always assumed that human reason could eventually understand everything. Cognitive Determinism suggested otherwise: there might be truths his brain simply couldn't grasp, realities his cognition couldn't model. The universe was likely far stranger than he could imagine—not because he wasn't smart enough, but because he was human enough."
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Al Dente Blowjob

A blowjob with a pleasurable amount of teeth
Joe’s girlfriend gave him an al dente blowjob last night
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the denver sex offender

a name to call your uncle whos from denver
OH SHIT ITS THE DENVER SEX OFFENDER HE WILL RAPE US AHHH!
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Pal dente

Someone you're getting to know, but not close enough to call a friend.
Josh is the new guy at work, I like him so far he's my pal dente.
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apartment in denver suburbs

Acronym for AIDS (A-partment I-n D-enver S-uburbs)
Do you have an Apartment in denver suburbs?

No, im clean!
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Economic moral determinism movement

A movement that seeks to have people to only hold morals that will make and/or save money etc. for example if a person will help you make or save money then you should save there life etc. but if a homeless person is starving and they cannot help you make and/or save money you should let them starve etc.
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Department of the Deterior

A b**ls**t US-government branch that is responsible for the eroding of our infrastructure and negatively impacting the lives of its citizens in general.
Ever since "The Donald" came to power, most of the government branches have largely "jumped the fence" and consolidated themselves into one huge Department of the Deterior!
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