definitions

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by atticus bones September 10, 2022

Definitive Exit Plan

Creating a new word on Urban Dictionary that encourages interaction with the natural world and offers an easy off-ramp from UrbanFictionary.com and the internet in general.

Donaldo could feel he was being sucked into another UrbanFictionary doomscrooling session and preemptively created a new word to establish his Definitive Exit Plan from the internet and return to his natural wilderness habitat.

by RalphhplaR September 10, 2022

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Real Definition

Things that you need to deliberately search for to get. They rarely appear as the word of they day.

BTW if you search up "real definition" and scroll down enough, you'll see a fake name definition that claims to be a "real definition" in the very title. Don't be fooled. It's another fake name definition that took the extra mile to claim it's a real one

You'd have a better chance of living until the universe disappears than finding a real definition here.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460

It is MATTHEW 0. MADD0X time as a CEO at the WYNN exactly.

URBAN DICTIONARY JOCK New policy.

Well notice when I found out there is something STEPHEN going on with the COFFEE HOUSES and I ran into some nasty people and sneaky SHITS the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 IS MAD MAX at work and THE WYNN I can prove this much as they are using questionable PREDATORY MARKETING TACTICS against STAR BUCKS other competitors and STEPHANIE JOANNE ANGELINA GERMONOTTA and LADY GAGA who played at the WYNN are running a RACKETEERING, RACETIERING, AND RACKETEARING very dangerous LITTLE MONSTERS GLBQT using for own ends GAMES the PINK TRIANGLE against me and others.

If none of the definitions come back then it is obvious TELEPATHY of their hidden agendas and " as TAYLOR SWIFT SAID" at the beginning of ,DELICATE " not for the best" the URBAN DICTIONARY DELISTED DEFINITIONS 1460 is never going to be put back as we are spinning the ED UV JA once again.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 25, 2022

DEFINITIONAL FAILURES

OVER TRESPASSING a pivotal individual that has to be HIDDEN and OVERT at the same time that has been sandwiched within a MAJOR OCCURRENCE.where that can lead to serious REPERCUSSIONS in the FUTURE by blocking the PIVOTAL INDIVIDUAL'S DEFINITIONS out of their OVERT side as to THWART the most important INVESTIGATION OF MOTIVES where you jeopardize the very FREEDOM of the OVERT as to be careless and spinoff more problems by doing as such.

Just because of a SEXUAL ORIENTATION in this world will always have immense difficulty if not HETEROSEXUAL and not only that due to historical defense "symbolisms and faulty role models" of compromise for other SEXUAL ORIENTATIONS utilized , the definitions of these MAJOR OCCURENCE ELEMENTS has been dropped due to THE TRESPASS GAME and filching petty theif behavior by HOMOSEXUAL COMMUNITY which has caused SERIOUS DEFINITIONAL FAILURES of the URBAN DICTIONARY throughout and has stifled greatly creativity and ruined a continuing sophisticated investigation to the point of URBAN DICTIONARY obstructing in many different ways as such by not embodying it's very essence of fuction OVERT* = THE SLEAZE FACTOR.

TELEPATHY "DOUBLE COVERAGE"
"GLOBAL HOMOSEXUAL FAILURE"
"GLOBAL OTHER ORIENTATION FAILURES"

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER April 26, 2022

I got the definition wrong

When you get the definition wrong

“I submitted penis music into the Urban dictionary.”
“That’s cool”
“Well I got the definition wrong”

by Easter island statue May 3, 2022