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Computer

A computer is the word used by children under ten to represent a laptop.
Kid: Hey wanna see what games I have on my computer?

Me: You mean laptop...

Kid: Yeah my computer!
by P0tat0ZZ May 24, 2018
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Computerness

When a drunk baby boomer tries to describe an IT worker's knowledge in computer science.
Dad: So my son's computerness *hic* is really high.
by MerlinWebster May 31, 2018
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computer repentance

erasing your communication data from your electronic devices
The Hollywood actor was in a moment of computer repentance after reading about crime.
by Coop Dupe June 10, 2018
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Computer whore

Someone who is in bed with muiltiple operating systems , instead of sticking to one
Person 1: Why have you got a mac when you have a pc.
Person 2: it's because i love both and its alright tp be a computer whore
by daniel needs saving September 19, 2018
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Computer pale

When being pale and a typical gamer
That guy is computer pale. I bet he is diamond 1.
by ThaUrbanD September 27, 2018
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Computertory

Using your brian as a computer
When I work on projects I become Computertory
by Saxohji October 29, 2018
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Computertory

to use your brain like a computer
when I start a project I become Computertory
by Saxohji October 29, 2018
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