Chocolate Rain

The song about racism, diarrhea, and mushroom induced insanity that caused every stoners mind to explode.

Bob: Hey man you heard the song Chocolate Rain yet?
Bill: No what is it?
Bob: Just watch it.
---The next day---
Bill: Whoa...
Bob: I know.

by Taco Cat June 16, 2011

Chocolate Glazed Delight

When one takes a watery poo and jizzes on a woman's chest and mixes the delectible blend with his bon bon to give the mixture a nice shine, he then precedes to dip his scrotum and genetalia in sed watery goodness and waits 30 minutes to an hour for his shaft and fun nuggets to dry until the dung and skeet forms a poop glazing on his wang-doodle. The woman then precedes to give him head and swollow the chocolate glazed delight.

"Dude last night I totally gave this girl a chocolate glazed delight and put her in the hospital."

by leashomemea and blargin fargin April 24, 2009

chocolate slurpy

When a guy or girl sticks a straw into their partners ass, and the person with the straw in their ass shits and the guy or girl with the straw in their mouth slurps/sucks the shit that their partner has shitten.

Z:"Honey, would you like a chocolate slurpy for dessert?"
T: "Of course! i'll grab the straw;)"

by iliveontheeastsideofthebridgei'malsoasian June 9, 2007

chocolate suprise

While you are fingering a girl with you're index finger and big finger, you quickly spit/salivate on her but hole and casually slip your pinky finger in.

Steve was getting it on with his girlfriend and he gave her the chocolate suprise.

by Mike Reilly March 18, 2005

chocolate pudding pants

Noun. Someone who has recently and unintentionally defecated on themselves, usually (although not exclusively) when under the influence of drugs.

Hey that last blunt and those shots really pushed Elijah over the edge! Is it true he shit himself?!

Oh yeah brah! That guy's a total chocolate pudding pants!

NAST!

by Pit Pat October 5, 2007

Chocolate Fever

When a girl/guy is obsessed/attracted to black people

That guy is so fine I think I got chocolate fever.

by ninabbyxx3 October 7, 2009

Chocolate Teabag

The act of dipping one's testicles into a bowl of fresh diarrhea, then performing the usual act of teabagging.

Variations include:

The Fruit and Nut: Add Raisins.

The Fererro Rocher: Allow ten minutes for a thin crust to form. Using this method, a multiple layering effect may be achieved.

The Aero Teabag: As with normal chocolate teabag, with the added pleasure of a straw being inserted into the bowl, allowing your friend(s) to blow into the diarrhea, creating a softer, lighter and more enjoyable experience. WARNING! Do not blow too hard, as this could result in spillage. Also don't run with scissors, and do not put your fingers in live plug sockets.

The Chocolate Marble Teabag Cake (The Chomtea): A Soho Special. You and your friends may enjoy ejaculating multiple times into the bowl of diarrhea then stirring, creating a marbling effect. Commence with dipping, as per usual.

Experience this Chocolate Teabag yourself.

by Chomtea February 17, 2007