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Boringasm

To experience an overwhelming sense of Boredom. The feeling you get when you are bored as shit and remember that you can't do anything about it and it gets boringer. The worst orgasm EVER. The complete opposite of an orgasm. The thing unhappily married couples get all the time. A way to describe your friend for being a lame-loser-fag-drag-weak-ass-shittard-pussy-suckaface-bitch.
Friend 1: "I waited for you to call me back. Thanks for being lame, I had like fifty boringasms last night!"

Friend 2: "You are a Boringasm! If you weren't such a drag I would've called your sorry ass!"
by TylerDurdden June 2, 2009
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bowing

Not all dudes are into bowing, but Matt and Kim do it after their wild bathroom romps.
by Sea Gull July 31, 2018
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giving a pedophile a bone so they meet up but when you meet up the police is there and the pedophile gets arrested
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it boxing

a thing.
a past time.
a form of gambling.
by suck me beautiful1111111 July 17, 2007
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Eskimo Boxing

A fighting contest where both people stand face to face, at less than arms reach, and both take turns throwing single punches to the face. You are not allowed to block or dodge. Last man standing is the winner.
Eskimo Boxing is like bloody knuckles, or Roshambo, but with your face.
by ihavenoalias December 21, 2008
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Google Boxing

A competetive form of Googling in which two or more Googlers engage in a battle to see who can search more, and faster, especially when they should otherwise be working on important projects.
"Have you seen Mr's Roberts?? She's the Google Boxing champ!!" "Hell no man I wouldnt wanna Google box her..."
by SplizzNasty May 14, 2006
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Bopping

i) (Broadsides) The firing of speculative shots whose purpose is to test your opponents defenses rather than to score points.

ii) (Fig.) Attempting something without expectation of success, for other reasons.
Of course he was just bopping there: he's well aware of Knordsson's legendary agility, and that one was never going to even splash him!(Commentary, IFBP Cup Final, 1967)
by Rick O'Shay February 12, 2004
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