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Beanism

The monotheistic religion where they believe in the god Gè ân dé and on Friday through Sunday they do the religious act of Klatting bending her over in the bed and then flipping her around so she is facing you, then with their pinky fingers spreading the vagina open, then sticking their bald bean head into her vagina
I practice beanism, but I’m not very very religious and I only Klat on Friday
by BigBoyCeno June 5, 2019
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beanskank

Man 1: Damn, Alejandra has fucked three dudes in one night!

Man 2: Yeah she's a beanskank fo' sho
by thatguy6969 May 9, 2010
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Beakish

Having the facial characterisitics of a bird's beak.
With a nose like that, she's a tad bit beakish.
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Beansmoker

A person who is commonly sucking a narrow string bean -like penis. Mildly derogatory,Usually said by a person of substantial girth.
Normally, I'd be all over that queen,but judging by her boyfriend,shes a total
Beansmoker
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Banishing

I’m banishing your ass out muh house.
by Inferno Thor May 15, 2018
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Beanium

A rare element on the periodic table that can only be obtained through people with the name of Ben. Beanium is a purple liquid that shoots out the nipples of any Ben.
Hey Bean can I have some beanium?

Bean let me squeeze the beanium out of you!
by Bleaf October 7, 2018
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Beans

Beans beans they’re good for you’re heart the more you eat the more you fart
by Big chungas July 2, 2019
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