crazy bagel

when a male nuts on a females face and spreads it like a face mask made of nut using his penis

wow that was one crazy bagel we did last night!

by flappyduck420 April 21, 2020

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bagel

he is bagel, his life is a memecord reference

guy1: whos the worst memecord mod?
guy2: that would be bagel

by THISTHIS October 7, 2021

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Bageled

To be hit with bagels, typically in a drive-by fashion, or as a surprise attack.

Tommy: where yall been?

Billy: Aw y'know, we stopped at Brooklyn Deli to pick up some Everythings, then went and paid Mike a visit. we Bageled the fuck outta that motha fucka!

by benjaminblanco September 14, 2021

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Half-Bagel-Bitch

Someone who’s two-faced and acts different around different people.

“Oh my god, she’s such a half-bagel-bitch.”

by Notmurealname April 3, 2019

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bagel

A bagel is a type of creature that is composed of bread exclusively for the most part and you know like think of like a tire right like a rubber tire...A tire has a hole in the center and it's surrounded by rubber. That's kinda like what a bagel is, but with bread instead. And uh, bagels can be interesting.

You can get special bagels with their own concoctions, like cinammon bagels.

by reviewbrahfan May 16, 2018

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