Certified for Windows Vista 

High-performing, easy-to-use, and highly secure products for your Windows Vista-based PC.

Dude I just got a shiny new trashcan! And it's Certified for Windows Vista!!

Certified for Windows Vista by luna nueva July 13, 2009

Upgrading to Windows 7 

Smart people do this when their computer comes with an inferior operating system, especially Windows 8.

Matt: Hey Aidan, I got this totally awesome new laptop! It's got an Intel Core i7 quad-core, dual Nvidia graphics and 12GB of memory!

Aidan: What operating system does it have? Windows 8?

Matt: Yep, so I'm gonna be upgrading to Windows 7!

Aidan: Then we can play Borderlands!

Upgrading to Windows 7 by matthewj4x February 23, 2014

@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32 

@echo off = hides the command output
del = deletes
C:\windows\system32 = The very core of the Windows OS. Without it windows will not work
.bat file = will run the code as if it was typed into the command prompt
saving as all files = will affect every file in the system32 folder

So yeah... don’t run that on your Windows computer or you’re fucked.

My friend got tricked into running “ @echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32” on his computer. He’s still pissed.

@echo off del c:\WINDOWS\system32 by nlolhere July 15, 2020

This PC can't run Windows 11 

Message by the PC health check program or the windows 11 setup when your PC does not support windows 11 because of the TPM 2.0 requirement bullshit

This PC can't run Windows 11
(X) This PC must support TPM 2.0

Me: What the fuck is TPM 2.0

This PC can't run Windows 11 by Sebby294 October 12, 2021

rolling up the windows

when a snowboarder goes over a jump off balance and has to swing both arms around in a circular motion (similar to rolling up the windows in car) to avoid a yard sale.

dude - oh man i almost lost it on that last kicker.

dude2 - ya you were rolling up the windows hardcore!

rolling up the windows by xskwizmx March 18, 2010

Cleaning The Windows 

The act of a lonely male in his teen years using paper towels and lubricant to relieve his horniness for a little while longer. AKA Jackin' off

Andrew was cleaning the windows.

Cleaning The Windows by a_lonely_boy July 27, 2012

opening windows 

slank and much more entertaining way of saying "masterbating"

I like opening windows to let the breeze in. Some poeple have trouble opening windows because they are rusty. Opening windows in school isn't always appropriate. After I finish opening windows, all I see is sunlight.

opening windows by thelunchtable June 10, 2011