window licker

a mentally impaired person, a helmet, a 'tard
on who rides the short bus.

I saw that window licker riding the short bus with all the other 'tards last week.

by Jasonian December 28, 2005

Windows Vista

The new version of the Microsoft Windows operating system.

I sure hope that Windows Vista isn't another hot, fresh, steaming pile of poop from Microsoft!

by yo-what-is-up-my-dawg August 20, 2005

Windows XP

Another fine Weapon of Mass Annoyance from the Osama Bin Gates terror cell.

Ready to forge an international coalition and call it Operation Infinite Folly: shock and awe Redmond with mass quantities of inconvenient error reports. I want to choke the bastard who thought of that one.

by The Great Cornholio January 5, 2004

Window Screamer

when you are doing a chick from behind and she is facing a window you get your buddy to take your place and you run outside and look in the window and she fuckin freaks out.

man we scared the livin shit outa her, we gave her the window screamer.

by Ben Oregano December 19, 2006

Windows Vista

The crappy name for the new windows coming in '06. Replaced the far better codename of longhorn. It will be 64-bit capatable along with more microsoft shit that will only be made obsolete by linux in less than a year.

Quite possibly it will mean about 1200 different things in different languages and forever dubbed as Windows Raping Chili Fries. Microsoft should've learned from all the car companies and named it Windows ZT 2450.

Did you get Windows Vista?

What? I only have mastercard, sorry.

by me > you September 16, 2005

window shopping

when you look through your friend's "friend list" on Facebook or a similar site to find attractive people that you can get your friend to introduce you to.

Hey Henry, i was window shopping your facebook friends list and i was wondering if you could introduce me to Shirley?

by pb phoot September 13, 2009

window lurker

a window lurker is someone who stares out the window at people unknowns to those people.

A person who "window lurks" is often wishes that she was those other people who he/she is window lurking.

when a window lurking addict gets caught window lurking she will generally go into denial about the habit, and never admit it to anyone, especially her victims.

window lurking victims can often be "way cooler" than the window lurker, hence the reason for the window lurking in the first place.

window lurking is particularly prevalent within office workplaces.

I think those people over there look really cool so, as a serial window lurker, I'm going to go window lurking them for the afternoon.

As a window lurker, window lurking really makes my workday go fast.

I'm busy now, but I'll go window lurking later.

Nobody has I clue I was window lurking them all week long. I am such a good window lurker.

by VATpackman June 7, 2011