wankstance

The way you stand during sexual intercourse involving a woman man and a sponge

Becky: Diego’s wankstance is soooo good!
Tracy: Even better than Marcus and his sponge?!
Becky: Yeah defiantly! He had me orgasming twice as much as Marcus did!

by Pablo Indabar October 26, 2020

Wankie

A walkie is a wearable blanket. Other names for this object would be; robe, snuggle, slanket(for sleeved blanket), if you prefer Japanese terms, try kanguru.

The term Wankie should NEVER be used

"What did your mom just call your Snuggy?"

"She said Wankie...its for wearable blan...you know what just forget you heard that word."

by Garnesh Stoneheart January 22, 2021

Wankidextrous

The ability for a male to masturbate with either hand.

I broke my right arm last month and had to become wankidextrous.

by RattyMyan December 28, 2020

Wankstrosity

Something that is that awful, ridiculous or terrible that it is beyond wanky and being a monstrosity.
Wankstrosity is a portmanteau of "wank" and "monstrosity"

"Isn't how the government is handling the pandemic a wankstrosity"
"Your mum's cooking is a wankstrosity"
"Your shagging technique is a wankstrosity, I'd rather bang a wank sock"

by McManicmaniac February 27, 2021

wankstead

Someone who is a retarded disabled person, with the intention of masturbating as well as being an asshole

“You’re a fat fuck”
“Shut the fuck up you wankstead”

by Noodleman234 March 31, 2021

wankstanding

Showing off by having a wank. Like grandstanding, but a little more pleasurable.

He’s always wankstanding, can’t he give it a rest?

by Ckdslayer June 19, 2021

WankTwat

A man who is grossly foolish and incompetent

Andy James is not just an OMTA, but he is the biggest WankTwat going

by TAC anon July 3, 2021