Weinermeister 

Verb. (most common) To dick around, in a gay way. Characterized by physical contact and poor sexual innuendos.

Noun. The action of to weinermeister, relating to all those involved.

Tommy: I am going to touch you all over, *touches James*

James: Get off me! *slaps Tommy*

Witness:Would you two stop weinermeistering!

Weinermeister by El Carlos Spicyweiner April 11, 2010

Harvey Weinerstain 

A glob of white goo ejaculated by Harvey Weinstein and proudly displayed on the clothing, chin, or running down the legs of, an auditioning actress in Hollywood.

She can't act her way out of a subway car, but her ticket to stardom was her big ole Harvey Weinerstain.

Harvey Weinerstain by bethie horton mcjenniejane October 16, 2017

weiderman 

a person extremely funny,outgoing, and social. A jack of all trades. amazing in bed, charming. one that takes pleasure in the glorification of someone else, yet is the one who should be glorified. The most interesting man in the world. Against fighting but not afraid to fight, vigorously intriguing. The best friend to have. The life of any party. one you want to know, and be known with.

wow that guy is definately a weiderman, i want him", "i want to be a weiderman when i grow up!

weiderman by peopleaskme March 3, 2011

wiener christmas 

February 14th, what the women like to think of as Valentines Day

Brad: Isnt this Sunday Valentines Day?
Chad: Bro, no it’s not. As long as you get your girl some chocolate that’s Wiener Christmas

wiener christmas by UrbanOuttiters February 7, 2021

Wenner

A tiny penis, so small an erection is not noticeable.

I’m sorry, you’ll not feel me inside, I don’t have a Penis, I have a Wenner.

Wenner by Richard Cockerbum April 11, 2021

Weinergate

The 2011 political scandal involving congressman Anthony Weiner and six women he allegedly sexted/received sexts from.

It began with a picture of a man with an erection showing through his boxers that was tweeted on Weiner's private Twitter account, which Weiner claimed wasn't him, and that he had been hacked.

More pictures had been released, and Weiner admitted to them being of him, one picture going as far as being taken in the House of Representatives gymnasium's locker room.

Several Democrats are pushing for his resignation, though he claims to have no plans to resign.

Several comedians have hilarious bits about Weinergate.

Weinergate by Hypn0toad June 14, 2011

Wiener Wake-Up 

The act of flailing penis and/or male genitalia in one's face as they sleep awakening them with your junk. Preferably performed in an early morning setting.

Phil: "Dude, Maniel is still passed out, wanna give him a wiener wake-up?"

Luke: "YEAH BUDDAY!"

Wiener Wake-Up by PB & LS November 17, 2009