Twat Musket

A musket or other ballistic rifle that fires a heavy lead like load into or in the general vicinity of the twat.

Private Thomas, prepare the twat muskets for a full frontal assault. By dawn we will have penetrated their linens and have those chastising twats begging at their knees.

by The Three Twat Musketeers October 10, 2013

Twat Shuffle

V. When a person is cycling between "dating" two different girls with equally dirty vaginas. Typically used when a player switches between seeing two or more less-than-hygienic girls. A twat shuffle is typically seen 3 to 4 times on an average episode of Maury.

Ex. 1
John: I just saw Carl with Jess! I thought he was going on a date with Jamie!
Mark: Nah he changed his mind last night.
John: Ohhhh, classic twat shuffle.

Ex.2
Carlos: Did you see Maury yesterday? One guys tried to twat shuffle 4 girls and got caught! That dude's life is over.

by CraigHayger November 4, 2013

twat beat

twat beat: (twat beating).
'When the dominant of two females agressively slaps (hits hard, beats) her vagina (pussy, twat) on the other felmale's vagina to inflict pain, discomfort and/or damage.'

See also: I'm a bad bitch.

"I'm so mad at her, I would 'twat beat' the shit out of her!"

by I'm a bad bitch March 11, 2014

Twat Chat

Chatting through direct messages on Twitter.

Theresa: Man, Vivian keeps twat chatting me!
Vivian: Twat chat is fun!

by Cynthia9512Vivian April 22, 2014

twat swat

when one woman prevents another woman from getting sex, action, etc. similar to a cock block.

"Even though Amy and Vanessa both had their eye on David all night, Vanessa pulled the TWAT SWAT and ended up taking him home..."

by Cashmere Hardy July 4, 2014

Twat

A word favoured by Granny Wendy for describing undesirable people, idiots, plebs and social delinquants.

You're doing my head in you complete and utter twat!

by Amelia16 August 25, 2014

Twat buddy's

Two girls who are obsessed with eachother and spend every waking minute together. They usually have something in common like guys who don't appreciate them. They also often lick eachother' twat on the low low.

Hey have you seen Elizabeth lately? No she's too busy being twat buddy's with Taylor

by Merlotandcabernet September 8, 2015