twister biscuit

A twister biscuit is a large chunk of feces ejected by a human being who is being propelled through the air by a tornado or other extreme-wind weather event. Usually it is the result of a person, having been engaged in the act of coitus or elimination, being thrown violently without warning into the air while pantless.

"Man, I tell you what, skeeter. Ain't nothin' gonna clear your guts for you like shitting out a twister biscuit from a hundred-odd feet up in the air. I musta' lost five pounds before I hit the ground."

by Franklin In San Diego February 13, 2017

Twatterberd

Noun: a bird with an oversized twat. Making the bird unable to fly for long periods of time.

Verb: two twats mating. Unlike scissoring the two twats become one together and push into each other.

Noun: Its a bird... its a plane... no... its a... twatterberd?

Verb: I walking in without knocking and before my eyes was a terrible sight... They were twatterberding!

by Dywan February 23, 2017

twatterfall

When ur girl squirts all over your bedroom walls and ceiling fan.

"Don't go chasing twatterfalls" - Betty white

My room flooded cuz sally had a twatterfall

by rhule20 August 24, 2017

toastertot

A toastertot is a tater tot that is either cooked in a toaster, or microwave oven

Random Guy 1- Man i really want some tater tots but my oven is not working
Random guy 1's Friend- Just make toastertots in the toaster
Random Guy 1- Great Idea!

by CreatorOfWordsUDon'tCareAbout February 1, 2019

Taster

A fart so strong it fills the room. And ya taste it

Dammit Man That was a taster u cleared the room

by T/Roy November 26, 2019

Toaster Bath

When you need to shut off the power.

Robert hated life and needed to flip all the breakers in the house so he attempted toaster bath.

by Toaster Bath February 29, 2020

Toasterville

I town in Syria where retarded toasters hang out and play minecraft

Toasterville was recently attacked by Taliban suicide toaster bombers

by pluck my pubes August 31, 2020