snarf your turtle 

1. An insult (originally: turtle snarfer) that somehow got turned into a sexual innuendo to go down on a girl...

1. Girl named Christie: "You fucking turtle snarfer..."
Boy named Mark: "I'll snarf your turtle..."
Christie: "Oh holla!"
Mark: "Oh holla!"

snarf your turtle by cfine! :o) April 27, 2006

Sexy Turtle Ride 

A Sexy Turtle Ride is when a man and a woman are both naked. The woman gets on the man's back when he crouching on his knees and hands. The man takes her around slowly for a tour of the house. If the man falls it could result in a broken bone, ride with caution!

Hey baby, you wanna give me a sexy turtle ride???
Sure.
(clothes get removed and the man takes off)

Sexy Turtle Ride by That is Whack56 April 25, 2006

turtlecorn 

a turtle with a unicorn horn.

there goes a turtlecorn

turtlecorn by mattie mayhem July 21, 2006

turtleface 

The nickname of the character Bizarro Quinn on the show "Sealab 2021", as given to him by Captain Murphy. Sports a pink afro, shortened arms, and has a mouth like a chicken. Tends to say the word "Bizarro!" a lot.

"Bizarro, I love you, bizarro, I love you!"

turtleface by crazyrabbits May 5, 2005

Turtle Touch 

When one man rub his crotch on another man's crotch, usually but not always through the pants.

This is usually done in a humorous manner but can also, in some circles, replace or enhance a pick-up line.

Ben just went and Turtle Touched Tyler in front of his girlfriend.

Turtle Touch by Muskrat Mark April 18, 2010

Turtle 

magnificent creature

i wanna have sex with Turtle

Turtle by fuckmylifekillme March 26, 2020

spitting turtle 

when you titty fuck a girl and just as you are about to cum you push all the way through her boobs, thus forming a turtle head and then cum in her face

Pat: what did you do last night?
Dave: I gave your mom a spitting turtle

spitting turtle by Swis/ shitty December 9, 2008