Tope

the past tense of type.

I was totally texting my friend but he never tope back.

or

i tope my suicide note on my mom's laptop so she would read it when she went in to write her college paper.

by TacoHolic June 9, 2009

tore andre flo

An expensive disaster.

That broken down ferrari sure is a real Tore Andre Flo

by Central Scrutinizer October 9, 2003

Torpedo

Locky Leanord The Human Torpedo, one who was thrashed by the thrashinator and got his cock ripped open.

Guy with hole in cock: SHIT! I just got torpedo'd. *cries*

by JD February 1, 2005

Damn the Torpedoes

A stupid saying used by has-been chess players in an attempt to be cool.

Those who use this saying often have older sisters that are gang-banged by their friends.

Corbin: Damn the torpedoes!
Me: Give it up! You suck at chess and you always will!

by Conor February 16, 2005

Sloppy Topper

Is a name given to people that don't know how to perform oral sex.

John:Hey ,bro I heard Jessica suck you off?
Carl:Yeah Bro *High Fives*
John:How was it ?
Carl:Not good she's a sloppy topper

John:I hate sloppy toppers

by Richard Goodwill December 12, 2011

flaming torpedo

when one mal takes some sort of tool (plyers) rips his penis whole ope and another guy sticks his penis inside the ripped penis

man1-dude i heard that boy go flaming torpedoed last night

man2-ouch

by jml9292 October 24, 2008

saggy tore ass

1. a vulgar pun of "Saggitarius"

Jon was born on December 6th, he's a Saggy Tore Ass.

by nihilistdom October 22, 2009