Tampoo

In relation to tampon and manpon only for insertion in the anus hole or ass crack if you will

Dude!!! I just found this bloody tampoo in aunt jamima's toilet!

by jerold mcfrudels May 23, 2006

bobbing for tampons

Someone who is covered in blood and has posibly been bobbing for tampons.

"God, you look like you been bobbing for tampons!"

by Bloody tampon September 4, 2008

Tampon

Noun. Racial slur against WHITE people.
A tampon is white and "stuck up", like many white people.

White girls are tampons.

by Marie ko September 26, 2010

tampon popsicle

what Angelina Jolie eats

yum this is a good tampon popsicle


billy bob:"that's it I'm divorcing you"

by rob December 6, 2003

Tampon Money

Phrase I invented to describe money needed by chicks to buy stuff they don't need. For example, clothes (which they neither need or will ever wear) or random presents for other people.

Note, this money doesn't nescessarily have to actually be spent on tampons, its just money that girls think they need, and require a constant supply of, but actually they can very easily live without it.

-"Man I'm broke."
-"Already? I thought you cashed in your paycheck last week!?"
-"Yeh but I have a girlfriend, remember?"
-"Tampon Money. Sucks."

by Danmosk June 1, 2009

Teapotting

Sticking your balls in a teapot of warm water and having someone blow on the spout so the water bubbles up and you get a ball jacuzzi. At the same time they are rubbing your cock.

Man last night my women was teapotting me up right nice

by Martin Shaw August 8, 2007

Tempe

is a food from Indonesia.. made from soy beans

My favorite foods are tempe

by elf_911 May 23, 2010