Teledildo

An electronic device for getting to know your online friends better.

If it weren’t for my new teledildo, I would have never known how enthusiastic RowdyBeaverChaser was about my new website!

by DaisyTheTrashPanda April 8, 2020

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Teletubbies

Teletubbies are Satanic spawns created in the void of the underworld using only the bodies of Holocaust victims ruled by the mighty sun god of evil

The teletubbies are everywhere. Please help us there everywhere

by Unforeseen Consequences April 23, 2020

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v. A concept derived from video games that have some kind of teleportation element. If the space that something would teleport to (or respawn to) happens to have something else already there, one of 5 possibilities could occur: the object in that space would be destroyed, the object doing the teleporting would be destroyed, both objects are destroyed, the objects get merged in some fucked up deformed way, or nothing at all. The concept is also be used in science fiction, for example: in Rick and Morty if a portal is closed on an object halfway through it, or in Battlestar Galactica when a miscalculated FTL jump lands a ship inside a planet or star.

I got bored of all the weapons so now I just use the Translocator to telefrag n00bs.

by PetchelSurvivor May 1, 2020

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