m & m trail fix

When you find all the m & m's gone from the trail mix just know someone made it healthy for you by doing a

m & m trail fix! It is a selfless act to fix your mix and is a win win for all parties because who needs to mix candy with healthy food?

kids: who ate all the m & m's out of the trail mix I just got?
mom: I m & m trail fix that because you need to stay healthy
kids: Mom!!!!!!

mom: rofl you are welcome?

by roxbox007 February 6, 2020

vapor-trailed

1. When someone who shows great relationship promise disappears suddenly and unexpectedly. Usually they will deliver the news with a text message, letter or, equally cowardly and detached form of media messaging. Like the vapor trail of a fast-moving airplane, there is evidence that the plane was once there, but is now nowhere to be seen.

2. Spurned

"Geri and I were getting along so well. We had several amazing dates... she was so into me two nights ago, but this morning she vapor-trailed me with a text message saying that she didn't want to see me anymore."

"Scott was so amazing. We always made time for each other. We even planned a dinner date for this evening. But when I got home from work, he vapor-trailed me with a note he slipped under my door saying that we can't hang out anymore."

by emospurned November 15, 2013

Trail bang

Verb. Having intercourse whilst hiking up a trail.

Me and Harriet went hiking, one thing lead to another, and we found outselves having a little trail bang.

by Trailbanger October 7, 2017

Snail Trail

When a male ejaculates inside a female and she proceeded to slide her vagina across her partner's chest, leaving a snail like trail with his sperm.

Sex last night was absolutely amazing. Up until then it was rather dull until she surprised me by finishing things up with a Snail Trail.

by Dzwsin April 3, 2016

Nerd Trail

The path left by a Geocacher as they search for hidden items with their GPS

Hey Joel, do you see this Nerd Trail? That means we must be near the Cache.

by Reihn April 7, 2010

trail guide

A male version of a tramp stamp located below the belly button but above the genitalia.

"Did you see the trail guide on that douche at the beach?"

"

by Tonystarksbitch69 December 1, 2013

muddy snail trail

when a male defecates on a females chest/face as he drags his nut sack along in front of the shit

I shit on her chest, after having a big lunch, I asked her if she could go for a muddy snail trail, of course she insisted I drag my balls through my shit toward her chin onto her lips, finishing at the bridge of her nose.

by jimhalper April 18, 2018