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Swedish oil change

This girl gave me a Swedish oil change last night. Was she blonde? No, she was Italian.
by Alfroed February 13, 2026
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Swedish grenade

When you put nicotine pouches in you’re foreskin and shoot them out by getting a boner
Bro don’t get a boner you will Swedish grenade
by anonymous June 3, 2025
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Swedish Birthday Present

Sending your friend a tastefully done nude pic or video for their birthday. Traditional gifts include fully nude pics, titty pics and dick pics. Contemporary gifts include pussy pics, ass pics, nut videos, bean flicks, and squirt shots.
What are you getting Joe for his birthday? Already sent him a Swedish birthday present, a fresh out the shower nude this morning.
by HaroldJugger June 24, 2025
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Swedish Bunker Buster

When you’re munching box and you stick a Zyn in that jawn for a tasty reward.
Yo babe, you mind if I pop a quick Swedish Bunker Buster?
by Billy Slopper July 19, 2025
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Swedish Money Shot

When a man or woman is masturbating and as they are about to reach climax they lay on their back, roll up on their shoulders with their legs leaned back over their head and ejaculate into their own mouth/face.
I was watching this dude jerk it at the park and “BOOM” dude flips over on his back and gives himself the Swedish Money Shot, legs kicking in the air and everything!
by MrNutWrecker October 29, 2025
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Swedish CD Player Challenge

The viral challenge of making your partner shove a Compact Disc into their anal cavity and then humming the tune of a plaqueboymax song and recording it and uploading it as a single on audiomac.com, and if does not win a Grammy, then you must repeat it until it does.
“Yo! Did you try that new TikTok challenge, what was it? Hmm oh yeah the Swedish CD Player Challenge I saw it on CNN and they said it was viral so it must be!”
by Mr. Norwegian Cake Pop December 1, 2025
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Swedish Washcloth

A sexual act in which the male party lays in a chair and masturbates with a washcloth over his face whilst the female party urinates over the washcloth, simulating the act of waterboarding
Oh man! I heard last night Trevor got the good ol’ Swedish Washcloth from his lady
by JoeMama7717 December 9, 2025
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