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Snatch Sack

When a pussy gets so worn out from sex that the meat curtains hang down and look like a nut sack.
"Bro, she's been passed around so much that her snatch sack is almost bigger than my sack."
by AKMack14 May 4, 2017
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pinch-snatch

Pulling a Colbert, or to pull a Colbert. Related to "pulling a Stewart", q.v.

Taken from The Colbert Report, a pinch-snatch is to pinch one's eyeglass stem and then use the same hand to snatch one's eyeglasses from one's own face while fixing a piercing, somewhat imperious eyeglass-less stare on someone, or upon a handy nearby camera.

Lends instant gravitas to the pinch-snatcher and makes the subject or target feel he is under intense judgment and surveillance. Best when deployed in the midst of an important sentence brimming with gravitas, such as, "There can only be one answer to the problem Republicans present America... PINCH-SNATCH... truthiness." or "You want to know what I think, Jeff? I'll tell you what I think. I think... PINCH-SNATCH... it's Miller Time."

The pinch-snatch is incomplete and impotent without the added accessory of a cleverly arched eyebrow.
"The stalwart, masculine, patriotic and trustworthy news anchor turned facing me filled with gravitas, deployed a pinch-snatch, arched his eyebrow, and reported the bird dropping had indeed been in his sandwich, as I suspected."
by Brandywine September 22, 2006
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Swingin Snatch

When a woman's stomach hangs over her vagina (snatch).
1. That woman is so big she has a swingin snatch.
2. I'd hate to lick that swingin snatch.
3. You gotta move the swing to get to the snatch.
by Rebetsa February 12, 2008
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trolley snatcha

A male passenger on a transport vessel(Eg. Airplane, Train, Monorail, etc.) who finds opportunity in a female attendant with a refreshment cart, trolley, portable snack bar, or like wise table in which the male passenger can reach underneath said cart/trolley and grab/snatch her vaginal region, surprising the female attendant.
Guy one: Bro, I took a trip to Vegas last month and totally trolley snatched this bangin' flight attendant after she gave me pretzels.

Guy two: Haha! You trolley snatcha! I bet the look on her face was priceless!

Guy one: Yeah, but the harassment charges sure got a price..
by Ronnald Weasley November 12, 2013
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around the back snatch attack

This is a smooth move that may turn shocking depending on the girl and/or mood. References the reach around during a kiss where you maneuver your hand around past the ass cheeks and into the snatch zone. Finger, pinch, rub...whatever “attack” method you choose will do. Enjoy!!
Oh man!!! Midget Joe tried the around the back snatch attack on his full size girlfriend and wound up with his finger in her ass.
by K-Man Schwim March 16, 2005
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Snatch-ass

(noun) 1. (Usually in pornography); an anus pucker that is not the usual pucker shape, (but it resembles the slit of a vagina), therefore looking like a "snatch" inside of a pair of buttocks. 2. A crabby person; someone who is bitchy; a haggered, withered drug addict; an old fuddy-duddy; (in general), a crotchety, bitchy person who complains a lot.
1. "That guy in the gay porno had a weird-looking snatch-ass because it wasn't shaped like the usual pucker." 2. "That old snatch-ass woman at the nursing home bitched & complained about every little thing." -OR- "You're cracked out snatch-ass needs to go to rehab!" -OR- "My boss is a real snatch-ass. He's never satisfied with anyone's work."
by Hung10Gemini August 17, 2008
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snatchcracker

A vagina that is so dry that it has the consistency of a dry biscuit.
Fuckin' snatchcracker! It's like putting my dick in a packet of Ritz!
by adviliax July 24, 2009
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