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The OJ Simpson

A sexual act that takes place, where a male with a black glove fingers an underaged girl during her period. When the bloody glove is used as evidence in court, the defendant pleads innocent and pretends the glove doesn't fit him.
Aw shit, so that girl WASN'T 18? I might have to pull the OJ Simpson on my court date.
by Chuck D and Swan October 31, 2009
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Schrödinger’s Simp

A simp that states an opinion, then changes it to match the opinion of a girl when they disagree.
simp: “Hey I think cats are pretty cool
Girl: “I disagree”
simp: “Actually they are kind of lazy now that you mention it””

“Wow, he’s a Schrödinger’s Simp”
by Lilli Bee March 9, 2020
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Wyatt Tier Simp

A male junior in high school who simps for under class men. Also used to describe the anti-Christ of Taylorism and the enemy of Wyatt’s Sister.
Distance Runner: Wyatt stop being a Wyatt tier simp
Wyatt: 39 buried 0 found
by TayloristMissionary March 23, 2022
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Simon Curtis

A cute, sexy male, with amazing vocals. Simon Curtis is a phenomenal singer, his voice can hit extremely high notes without a doubt...he is sadly gay...but every Fangirl loves him all the same.
Man, Simon Curtis is so adorable!! His music is fantastic!!
by SoccerBeast230 December 30, 2015
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No Simp

The equivalent of saying "No Homo" except used in cases you would normally be considered as simping. If you compliment a girl you have to say "No simp" afterwards or you are a simp. Usage of more than once a day makes the phrase invalid.
Example: Hey, your hair looks nice today, Belinda. No simp.
by PropheticLies May 6, 2020
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Simone

She has high intellect and muscial talent, gorgeous but among others does not believe so, can be socially awkward and timid due to doubting herself, wastes time on Tumblr but manages to get more work done than her peers. Other words to describe her is wonderful, amazing, silly, and weird (in a good way).

Anyone lucky enough to come across this kind of Simone and befriend her should know that its an honour. Simone can be decisive with her friends.

Simone is mature in all senses and can blend into a younger environment or adult environment. She has many goals and dreams, but always has an idea for her near future.

She is wise beyond her years and is loved by everyone for her beautiful nature.

Simone has brown hair with brown eyes, and had (:P) an olive-y skin tone.
Is simone
by #YOLOSWAG May 6, 2013
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