BJ Season

The times when your girlfriend is menstruating so you can't have sex or do anything sexual to her vagina. This means she might feel guilty for no pleasure for the boyfriend. This means your girlfriend goes down on you much more often than normal which results in more blow jobs for the boyfriend

BJ season comes around every 20 days or so in any relationship. The male looks forward to BJ season while the female does not due to bleeding of the vagina

Bill: Hey George, it looks like you going hunting! I guess Stacey is alone for the weekend?

George: Oh no, not at all. I will be with Stacey all weekend. I am staying home all and do not plan to leave bed

Bill: Then what are you hunting?

George: I am getting ready for tomorrow... Its BJ season!

by Mac to the Daddy December 9, 2009

season 2 angle

A phrase that refers to an old joke. The "Season" depends on the year of high school or college. For example, "Season 1" refers to one's Freshmen year while "Season 2" represents the Sophomore year. The term "angle," mostly used in a media-based context, refers to the direction a particular joke utilizes.

Davo: Hey, I'm out of ideas; can't we just make fun of Dan the Man's buggil dash?
Pumster: Nah, that's more of a Season 2 angle.

by HugeBreasticle May 15, 2005

Seasonal Friend

A friend who seems to always want to do something during one season (summer, for example), then seems to drop off the face of the earth once the other season rolls around for one reason or another (perhaps school).

One way to mitigate this type of friend is to share in common interests during more than just the months where they seem to have the most time.

"Man, Tanner hasn't wanted to do anything in ages."
"yeah, I know that feel."
"Darn Seasonal Friends."

by MM3K September 29, 2012

Season

To add salt, herbs, pepper, or other spices to food.

Season the meat so that it tastes better.

by Definitive Positive April 16, 2020

turtleneck season

Having so many hickeys that you have to wear a turtle neck to cover them

I went to the movies with josh last night and now it’s turtleneck season !

by Poppinbody January 2, 2018

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

Cuffing Season

The worst time of the year

Darren: Hey bro, you good?

Ted: Nah bro. It's cuffing season

Darren: Fuck

by urbanspinch December 30, 2021