Have you ever wanted a guy doing a GOATSE infront of you and you put Lotion in his ASSHole just to prickel some Sesame in there and then you eat his ASS.
Me: Yo Bro wanna do a Seisonailotion?
Him: Fuck yea!
Me: but i want to do the Goatse.
Him: okay then.
*Me doing Goatse*
*Him Putting Lotion ans Sesame*
Him: Buddy i am now going to dive-bomb on there!
Him: 3..2..1
Me: OOOH! Lets GOO!!
Him: Fuck yea!
Me: but i want to do the Goatse.
Him: okay then.
*Me doing Goatse*
*Him Putting Lotion ans Sesame*
Him: Buddy i am now going to dive-bomb on there!
Him: 3..2..1
Me: OOOH! Lets GOO!!
by List of what i do every day. January 7, 2022