sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe

The superlative form of Jesus. (Comparative: "Jesus H. Christ" or "Sweeter Jesus.")

Sam: "Sweet Jesus in a smoking birchbark canoe!"

by Harris Bergstein December 27, 2006

Sweet pea

Meaning someone sweet and cute. Something to call your handsome, sweet boyfriend.

Derek ate me out! He is such a sweet pea.

by Vizard January 16, 2017

sugary sweet

Incredibly cute, adorable, and fuzzy, making one normally to vomit.

Hiiiiiiiii!!!!! You are...oh my gosh, so totally cute looking today!!! I heart you!!! Give me kisses........you're such a sweetheart!! I loooooove you!

Get away from me, you sugary sweet freak!

by dave78910 January 1, 2006

Sweet Aberdeen

a phrase used when ur in complete shock or excitement.

edwin: JOY! dont touch my ass
joy: i didnt.. dont believe him hes lieing
luke: SWEET Aberdeen!! ur a fag joy

by Sweet Edwin April 12, 2007

sweet apple pie

a nicely glazed butthole

Theresa had such a fine sweet apple pie

by Doubleda December 4, 2015

Jesus Sweet

An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

swisher sweet boyed

To be unexpectedly back handed or bitch smacked.

n.swisher sweet boy
One who has been unexpectedly back handed or bitch smacked

Man Brad just swisher sweet boyed zach.

Zach is a swisher sweet boy.

by Shawn P. October 29, 2004