not_michael's definitions

Jesus Hot

A time when it is so hot outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the heat.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Hot outside that the entire world was on fire and the only (relativly) cool place was inside the oven with it set to 500 degrees CELCIUS!!!!!

by not_michael October 11, 2004

ninjastic

An oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux

man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic

by not_michael October 12, 2004

Jesus Cold

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Badong

from the movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist
a new, stronger word to describe killing since killing is bad and wrong

Killing is bad and wrong, there should be a new, stronger word to describe killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Sweet

An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.

by not_michael October 11, 2004

Conjaman

Character in the play "Dark of the Moon"

"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls

by not_michael October 12, 2004

Jesus Late

A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I got home so Jesus Late that my parents grounded me for 10000 years.

by not_michael October 11, 2004