14 definitions by not_michael
man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic
by not_michael October 13, 2004
A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
50 cent's name as decided by The Triade, an organization devoted to stopping 50 cent since his music is so bad and wrong, maybe even badong.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
A time when it is so late that even Jesus Christ would be tuckered-out.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
by not_michael October 11, 2004
tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.
1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.
by not_michael October 11, 2004
An amount of a kind of object that is so great an amount that Jesus Christ would be unable to count the amount of items whitin his lifetime if he had lived to the ripe old age of 10 billion years old..
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early
there were a Jesus Lot of people at the mall today. I mean, I had to break out my machete to hack through the crowds to be able to purchase Fable for the Xbox.
by not_michael October 11, 2004