Definitions by not_michael

Conjaman 

Character in the play "Dark of the Moon"

"Hey Conjaman" Witchgirls

Conjaman by not_michael October 12, 2004

ninjastic 

An oxymoron using ninja and fantastic seeing as how ninjas actually equal teh sux

man ninjas do certainly suck a whole lot... i cant believe some one actually came up with the word ninjastic

ninjastic by not_michael October 12, 2004

Badong 

from the movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist
a new, stronger word to describe killing since killing is bad and wrong

Killing is bad and wrong, there should be a new, stronger word to describe killing. Like badwrong, or badong. Yes, killing is badong.

Badong by not_michael October 11, 2004

Tendersass 

tend·er·sass
1) An object so tender and sassy at the same time that describing it as tender and sassy would not do it justice.
2) The second greatest honor you can bestow on an object. Scrumtralecent is the highest.

1) Man, that General Tsu Chicken I had the other day was so tendersass.
2) The movie Kungpow: Enter the Fist was extremely scrumtralecent... tendersass just wouldnt do it justice as a description.

Tendersass by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Early 

A time when it is so early that Jesus Christ would not be fully rested after sleeping.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

I had to get up Jesus Early for work the other day. I mean, I fell asleep and didn't even awake when my face landed in the deep frier. Someone had to pull me out.

Jesus Early by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Cold 

A time when it is so cold outside that even Jesus Christ would complain about the cold.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

It was so Jesus Cold outside that i had to put on twenty layers of clothing and set the house on fire to keep warm.

Jesus Cold by not_michael October 11, 2004

Jesus Sweet 

An event that is so awesome that Jesus Christ would poop his pants because of the inherint awesomeness of the event.
See also: Jesus Hot, Jesus Cold, Jesus Lot, Jesus Sweet, Jesus Late, and Jesus Early

The release of Fable for the Xbox was such a Jesus Sweet event that I didn't have a clean pair of pants for a month.

Jesus Sweet by not_michael October 11, 2004