Skip to main content

Hamas is not Satan, Ben 

And you're not God, Jew.
Hym "Hamas is not Satan, Ben. But YOU are, in fact, undercooked! Ha! Get it? Because of the ovens? Hey, the oven bit is catching on. I saw some guy on YouTube making an oven joke. It was something along the line of 'I had to put a 🔒 on my oven because jews kept trying to live inside it' the joke being that jews confuse ovens with houses. It was good. It's fun to make jokes."
Hamas is not Satan, Ben mug front
Get the Hamas is not Satan, Ben mug.
See more merch

The Orion Church Of Satan

Is not like the original church of satan but is ona nexion.

Islamic Satanism 

Islamic Satanism is the a Spiritual Sub Religion that derives from Satanism & Islam combined that is in the reverse reference to The Devil Iblis That is God in the Religion and not God.

Islamic Satanism is a Spiritual Holy Spirituality Created From The Devil Himself from his Scriptures of The Old & New Testament of Demon Sigils of Iblis.
Person1:Hey What Religion Do You Practice?
Person2: Islamic Satanism

Person1:What's That I Thought Islam is About God And Satanism is The Worship of the Devil
Person2:No it's a Sub Religion That Combines Both and it worships just The Devil Iblis but it's in Islamic Text Letterings and We Don't Worship God We Worship Iblis is Our God.
Islamic Satanism by I.S Akbar February 26, 2021

Satanic panic 

Hyper concern by adults that young people are in satanic cults.
The small county went into a satanic panic when red pentagrams were sprayed around churches and graveyards.
Satanic panic by I, Wreckerrr October 23, 2020

Sabanated 

Proper verb. Synoymous with "terminated". It is what happens to formerly popular and successful college football coaches after particularly embarrassing or multiple losses to coach Nick Saban and and his team, the Crimson Tide of the University of Alabama. The term applies whether the affected coach is fired in shame, or is allowed to step down and maintain a degree of dignity.
Who do you think will be the next great coach to get "Sabanated" and leave the SEC for good?
Sabanated by Arsee March 20, 2012
She's a brilliant friend who will listen to you no matter what. The name literally means patience. She is really funny and she will care for you more than you think. She is an angel in disguise who knows to handle situation with ease and perfection. If treated right, she can give you the whole world just to make you smile. One should treat her well if he/she wants to be treated well because she's a believer in "tit for tat". If you are looking for a person with a warm heart, Sahana is the one you are looking for. If you have Sahana as a friend, you have an angel as a friend.
Oh my god! You have got Sahana as your friend? Just like a needle in a haystack.
sahana by BlothHoondr November 23, 2020
To get handed an embarrassing, lop-sided beat-down in a game of football.
WOW!! Did you see the Aubarn Tiggers get Saban'd 42-14?
saban'd by Arsee March 21, 2012