Swing Dick

Someone who fancies himself a big deal or a real ladies man. Usually a reference to Southern man.

Rick Perry may think he's a real swing dick but he's all hat, no cattle

by SlimSam August 20, 2011

porch swinging liquor pig

noun. This is used to descibe a drunkard who does nothing all day but sit around and consume alcholic beverages. It also helps if said person is a fat bastard.

Jason and Tom are so lazy, they are the biggest porch swinging liquor pigs I have ever met.

by C_B_Savage December 19, 2006

Mood swing junkie

Someone who makes a habit of using mood swings as an excuse for doing (or not doing) something. A habitual schitzo.

Person 1: So are you guys still together or not?

Person 2: Not sure. Have to check with her today. Guess she's just a mood swing junkie.

by Bill Contact March 11, 2008

Uncultured Swine

Chad, or a man who is so uncultured that he won't understand any slang

The uncultured swine didn't understand what "REKT" meant

by Wowza batman June 11, 2017

Swindon

Swindon, a dump in the middle of Wiltshire, England. A big town with a small village attitude.. Native population are mainly made up of knuckle draggers and bumpkins.
Apparently the name comes from the original old english for 'Swine Town' which says it all really....

'Lets go to Swindon!, wait!, no, its shite-hole...'

by Evil-Ernie May 29, 2003

Swinging Richard

A term for junior-enlisteds in the Army, who all wear the rank of 'private'

Drill Sergeant to basic trainees: "I better see every last swinging richard on that bus in 5 mother fuckin minutes!"

by Jespo87 September 28, 2008

Swintonian

Swintonian is a male or female who lives or had lived in Swinton, Manchester for a long period of time and believe it to be their home town.

The most famous Swintonian is artist L.S Lowery

by Swintonian December 8, 2005