Sleal

It’s pretty much half seal and half sloth, they come from slealandia they are extremely dumb and r used as an insult. They r relatives to the famous slolphins who u might see in ads. They are dark and twisty most of the time but if u say a joke they’ll laugh instantly. Every Sleal wants to become a grade A+ slutt but not all can achieve that, those who have potential are shipped off slealandia in a spaghetti packet and go away to live with humans and provide cheap 5p blowjobs but beware sometimes u might not tell the difference between a Sleal and a human as looks are deceiving but if u see someone clapping retardedly, flopping around and laugh using seal noises then u know that’s a Sleal and know that u should stay away cuz who knows what types of diseases they get from those cheap blowjobs and it is rumoured that their dumbness is contagious

Guy1: (falls of chair stupidly)
Guy2: ur such a Sleal

Stranger: flopping around and clapping
Guy: yup that’s a Sleal

by SlealSlayer69 February 3, 2018

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sealonong

A superhero whos 1/4 man but the rest is seal, FIREPOWER

He can be found on steam with the username " Seal O' Nong" very meme and power man

sealonong - Is It a Bird is it a plane? not its Seal O Nong

by Seal O' Nong March 1, 2018

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seal kiss

When your girlfriend lie on her belly naked and you are licking her pussy and you suddenly put your tongue into her anus without warning. She will got scared and sounds like a seal. While se will try to escape, she will also move like a seal too.

- Hey Tim, i seal kissed Jessica today, she was amazed.
-Nice one bro.

by Seal Kiss Dave May 16, 2018

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