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Decommissioning the Shitter

The act of disservice to a community by destroying the commode through a major shit eruption. Said shit storm is a janitorial nightmare, resulting in "out of order" signage.
Johnny Shatt, sensing a tummy rumble, knew it was time to release the dragon. Sitting on the porcelain commode, he grabbed his heals, held his breath, and with all his might bore down! The resulting shit geyser spackled the walls, the toilet seat, but oddly left Johnny's Polo shirt, khaki shorts, and penny loafers unscathed;nevertheless, the damage was done! Johnny Shatt was becoming a scourge to local businessess, but in some circles...a legend..for Johnny S. was on a streak, "decommissioning the shitter(s)" of not too many a fine business in Greater Los Angeles (Losssz Angeleeez, emphasis added) area.
by ShawShankPrison February 18, 2023
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Shatterwhack

In its simplist terms a shatterwhack is shitting in the dimples on a persons back then hitting it with a cricketbat.

It is used in affection towards a person with great dimples in their back.

This word can alo be used if you are tired, like an extention to shattered.
That lady has exceptional dimples in her lower back, i would love to partake in some shatterwhacking with her.

I need to go to sleep, i'm shatterwhacked!
by Claus Fritz September 12, 2007
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Shattitude

The grunts and/or other assorted sounds expelled from one shitting.
"*Uhhhhhh!!!*"

"You betta fix that shattitude, boy! Don't make me take my belt off!"
by whowhatwhenwherewhyhow December 15, 2008
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sheitttt

Sheitttt nigga you trifling
by El! November 20, 2013
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Shattenburg

The sexual act in which one of two sexual partners fills their anus with Battenburg cake and then has anal sex with their sexual partner; mashing up the cake in their anus until it is a dirty mess of cake and excrement. Hence Shattenburg.
1: "Damn man this girl was crazy! She wanted Shattenburg!"
2: "No way man my girl doesn't even like Shattenburg!"
by Chercules June 3, 2014
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shatter day

Where you an your friends get together an pull out all the fine rigs an torches, an enjoy a nice 710/0IL sesh while bumpin some chill music.
Yo, you goin to Dylan's on Shatter Day? Its gonna be lit!
by That1dude614 September 4, 2017
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scittlesang

scittlesang, a word popularized by american rapper, Twi$t, Used as a verb.
Scittlesang, meaning the action of sharting out marbles after inserting them into your rectum.
"BRO I SCITTLESANG LAST NIGHT IT FELT SO GOOD!!"
"YOU BE SCITTLESANGING??"
by SMBMC News Channel 5 Detroit August 12, 2023
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