booster seats

n. The seats on a stage behind a politician where the mindlessly supportive folks sit and nod at every banal utterance and lie.

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As soon as the primaries start we will need to re-inforce the stage and install four more rows of booster seats.

by gnostic3 July 9, 2023

Seat Pickle

A dildo with a suction cup, primarily used when sitting on a hard chair.

Did Rachel forget the Seat Pickle? I can’t sit on the hard restaurants booths without one.

by Ruckus Rawson September 11, 2023

passenger seat iced coffee queen

A super kind wife/mom who loves her husband and kiddos as much as Target and Iced Coffee. Knows who she is and owns it and helps to build others up. Unapologetically a Queen on her own right.

Did you see Ashlynn’s mom? She was awesome!

She’s a passenger seat iced coffee queen for sure.

by MamaLlama5278 September 11, 2023

Seat Arona

El SEAT Arona es el SUV urbano por excelencia y con un diseño dinámico, en el cual tú pones tus propias definiciones al crear tu propio camino.

Persona 1: ¡Mira ya llego Lorena con su SEAT Arona!

Persona 2: WOW, con que facilidad se estacionó.

by SpookySpooky November 25, 2021

Neck breaking seats

The front seats of a movie theater where extended neck muscle straining leaves you sore and wishing for a trip to a chiropractor.

All the good seats are sold out; I guess we'll have to buy the neck breaking seats

by GlueBank January 8, 2020

Wet seats

When a (puckslut) is watching a hockey game and her seat is (wet) from the players turning her on.

Dude I had like 6 (wet seats) at last nights game.

by Ozzgod101 February 4, 2020

Massive Seat

When someone does something very stupid or says something very stupid

Friend: Yo I just hooked up with Isabel last week
Me: the freshmen bro ?
Friend: wait... she’s 15?!
Me: massive seat LMAOO

by themassiveseater March 30, 2020