Ass Seasoning

The fetish of sprinkling powder on your butt cheeks when they’re wet or sweaty. This fetish can be achieved with a partner or not.

Usually something like seasoning, Parmesan, spices, pesto, baby powder, etc.

Guy: Hey baby let’s do it together.
GirlS Oh yeah. I have a total power fetish and would love to do it with you.
Guy: I’ll sprinkle a little Parmesan and spices on that cute, sweaty, and round looking ass.

Girl: I am ready for a total ass seasoning. I like ya.

by Justicewithtacosandweed August 8, 2018

seasky

A schizophrenic obsessive compulsive computer hacker who quite often goes off his meds and causes a huge nuisance on Yahoo, IRC, and MySpace. His modus operandi is to make clever cones of persons he wishes to annoy, bomb their email, create malicious websites about persons and flood the channel with bots.

Seasky shut the room down again! SeaSky must be in jail again. SeaSky sent me a virus in an email.

by MyWayorTheHighWay November 9, 2006

seatscam

When you have to get up from your chair to do something, and someone steals your seat. You can save yourself from a seatscam if, before you leave, you call "no seatscams".

Ted tried to take Gary's seat, but unfortunately Gary had called "no seatscams", so he had to surrender the seat to its original owner.

by Krakko January 11, 2008

Seasons Beatings

A group of Gay men in a circle jerk wearing Santa suits jerking each other off with one in the middle swallowing all of the cum.

Randy " Hay matty are you cuming at the Seasons Beatings party at my house this year."

Matty "Yes, i was the catcher last year.

by P.S.F October 3, 2008

Seasoned Dutch Oven

when you squirt "just a little" while completing the standard dutch oven

"Why did your girlfriend break up with you?"
"We were spooning and I seasoned dutch ovened her."
"Oh, dude."

by seasonedsquirter April 18, 2010

Merkin season

A period of time dedicated to merkin. most commonly used in COD MW 2 by pat vangorp

"its time to merk on some fools, ITS MERKIN SEASON!!"

by merkmaster November 15, 2009

navy seals

The Navy seals are the American Counter Terrorist army.
Usually considered the 2nd best ''elite special operations forces'' group, second to the SAS (British equivilant)
Only the Americans say that the Navy Seals are the best, but worldwide, most countrys consider the SAS the greatest, not in numbers, but my the disipline, training and loyalty of the SAS.

Damn, I wouldn't want to screw with the Navy seals.

by Tree frog August 28, 2006