Road Flare

A sharply-dressed gay man on the side of the road.

As my father and I drove on the street on the way home, he yelled out "Look at that Road Flare!" and pointed to a man in a very nice dress.

by Insanity C December 26, 2011

Road & Track

A shitty excuse for a car mag. It's also been called the gay man's car mag. It's a lot of 1/2 mil. ferrraris or any piece of italian crap. The average reader must do at least one of the following: Suck dicks, own a Geo/Saturn or think any type of sportscar is cool.

Tim go read Road & Track

by Goodfella November 22, 2003

Road Killer

Someone who will drive around town to find an animal crossing the street, then proceed to plow them over with his/her car.

Guy 1- Jimmy is such a faggot

Guy 2- Why?

Guy 1- He drives around town all day running over squirrels.

Guy 2- What a Road Killer!

by My Pseudonym is hot April 29, 2010

road rash

the abrasions that result from falling (especially falling off of a vehicle)

When that car almost crashed into me, I lost consciousness. When I woke up I had learned that I had major road rash

by The Return of Light Joker February 14, 2008

road doginit

when you fuck a prostitue without a condom while your granny testicles jump up and down off her clit.

when bending her over doggystyle you start fucking her when all of a sudden your nuts begin to bounce like a fucking rubber ball at a fucking tennis match only to discover from your friends photos that you have granny balls notwithstanding this bitch is a prostitute.

by Kendel April 30, 2005

road rules

MTV's Real World on wheels. Basically as boring as any other road-trip-based reality TV show that doesn't involve high-speed police chases.

MTV also devotes at least 8 hours a day to Road Rules reruns/marathons.

by AYB July 12, 2003

Road Atomic Blumpkin

When a man who is driving receives road dome, craps his pants from the force of the dome and vomits on the woman giving him road dome. Especially entertaining when more than 2 people are in the car. Best done in someone else's car...

John was getting head late at night while driving Sarah and Paul home. Sarah leaned over to give him some road dome when John crapped his pants and vomited all over Sarah from car sickness. Paul laughed his ass off and was glad it wasn't his car. What a great road atomic blumpkin

by Joe the schmo February 6, 2013