Pi Calculus

When π, the world’s most arguably beloved or beautiful mathematical constant, weighs the pros and cons of revealing too little or too much about herself in order to maximize her universal appeal, while minimizing any negative publicity or fallout, in popular culture.

With fierce fellow competitors like e and 𝜙 watching her every move to outwit her, it’s no surprise that π is perpetually paranoid—pi calculus remains a necessary evil for her to maintain her competitive edge.

by Numerati December 12, 2024

Pulling a Pies

Being poor in a game or in real life

Viceninja5 is pulling a pies and being poor.

by CasualWhy May 8, 2021

Pi

Something you can add to the end of your words, to give it a tone that you like it (unless it’s their name.)
Origin: bapi

“omg sun-pi (sunoo) is so cute!”
“by-pi taw-pi”
you write it without the -‘s but otherwise i can’t post it

by viktorinmiddels July 17, 2022

Pi Therapy

When exposure to, or meditation on, the number π has the potential of bringing mental, emotional, or spiritual benefits to the practitioner, even those who pride themselves of not being a “math person.”

Like maggot therapy, pi therapy is inexpensively or therapeutically effective in soothing the oft-stressed geeky mind, which is often inundated with misinformation or disinformation coming from all angles of the information superhighway.

by Numerati July 1, 2024

Promiscuous Pi

When the number π flirted around and even got intimate with some fellow numerical constants or buddies, which makes her feel or look like a loose or unfaithful number in their eyes, yet she was not forsaken nor rejected by her Creator.

Like the prophet Hosea’s adulterous wife who was shown love again as he bought her back as a prostitute, promiscuous pi too found freedom from her toxic relationships as she regained her dignity and self-worth, and found forgiveness and love.

by Numerati February 26, 2025

Pied

Southern arcachic term meaning plaid.

The new kid wore a purple pied shirt to school.

by Arcachic Moderator December 8, 2018

Delta sigma Pi

A bunch of bozos who run around in suits thinking it makes them important. The reality is that all of them come from affluent backgrounds and will get in anywhere because their dads are Vice Presidents of Goldman.

Someone tell Chad that Delta sigma Pi won't make his dick any bigger.

by MickeySingh April 12, 2022